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My neighbors got a new rooster for Christmas!
(I used to hate it. We live in the city and this is almost definitely illegal, but now I miss it when they don’t have one.)
(I used to hate it. We live in the city and this is almost definitely illegal, but now I miss it when they don’t have one.)
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My neighbors got a new rooster for Christmas!
(I used to hate it. We live in the city and this is almost definitely illegal, but now I miss it when they don’t have one.)
(I used to hate it. We live in the city and this is almost definitely illegal, but now I miss it when they don’t have one.)
The reds weird tradition of collecting the backup catchers of teams that made it far into the post season continues.
Reds claimed catcher Ben Rortvedt off waivers from the Dodgers
Wasn’t on 40-man roster until September, then started 19 of 25 games behind the plate, including first four games of postseason as Will Smith’s hand healed
Tied for team lead in sacrifice bunts. Wild ride for Benny Biceps
Wasn’t on 40-man roster until September, then started 19 of 25 games behind the plate, including first four games of postseason as Will Smith’s hand healed
Tied for team lead in sacrifice bunts. Wild ride for Benny Biceps
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The reds weird tradition of collecting the backup catchers of teams that made it far into the post season continues.
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Baseball is so ridiculous. I love it.
October 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Baseball is so ridiculous. I love it.
As Reds fansknow, it’s time for the Nats to bring in Lucas Sims to handle this situation
Lucas Sims was having NONE of this rain #shorts #mlb #baseball
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May 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
As Reds fansknow, it’s time for the Nats to bring in Lucas Sims to handle this situation
My favorite part of March is when I gasp in horror because one of the Villain Coaches has suddenly popped up in what I thought was a normal game between two random teams.
March 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My favorite part of March is when I gasp in horror because one of the Villain Coaches has suddenly popped up in what I thought was a normal game between two random teams.
The vibes in Cincinnati are so great this week:
February 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The vibes in Cincinnati are so great this week:
You know who is just as bad at guessing my age as little kids? People 75+
“teenagers! Present company excluded, of course.”
“You have a job? I thought you were in school?”
(to my mom) “your daughter’s in her mid40s right?”
“teenagers! Present company excluded, of course.”
“You have a job? I thought you were in school?”
(to my mom) “your daughter’s in her mid40s right?”
January 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You know who is just as bad at guessing my age as little kids? People 75+
“teenagers! Present company excluded, of course.”
“You have a job? I thought you were in school?”
(to my mom) “your daughter’s in her mid40s right?”
“teenagers! Present company excluded, of course.”
“You have a job? I thought you were in school?”
(to my mom) “your daughter’s in her mid40s right?”
Some people never watched the Disney Channel
Classic “Smart House” and it shows.
Classic “Smart House” and it shows.
Hell. You are describing hell. Nobody wants an “interactive and engaging” dishwasher. They just want their dishes cleaned. www.forbes.com/sites/bernar...
January 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Some people never watched the Disney Channel
Classic “Smart House” and it shows.
Classic “Smart House” and it shows.
Saw the weather forecast for next week and, y’all, I should just book the sinus infection sick days now.
December 6, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Saw the weather forecast for next week and, y’all, I should just book the sinus infection sick days now.
The actual highlight was someone yelling over to me “Come join this game!” and someone adding “Yeah! We need fresh blood!”
🥰 perfectly describes what mom’s side is like
🥰 perfectly describes what mom’s side is like
November 29, 2024 at 1:08 PM
The actual highlight was someone yelling over to me “Come join this game!” and someone adding “Yeah! We need fresh blood!”
🥰 perfectly describes what mom’s side is like
🥰 perfectly describes what mom’s side is like
highlight of thanksgiving was finding out I missed an entire convo where my mom was trying desperately to explain to several family members 1. How twins form 2. That triplets can happen naturally (??)
November 29, 2024 at 12:29 PM
highlight of thanksgiving was finding out I missed an entire convo where my mom was trying desperately to explain to several family members 1. How twins form 2. That triplets can happen naturally (??)
(Old pfp so my fellow refuges can find me)
November 14, 2024 at 4:27 AM
(Old pfp so my fellow refuges can find me)
Final verdict was: not bad!
Needed more: swearing, tea, and trees decorated with vertical lines of lights
Less: “Merry Christmas”
My mom was upset that the guy seemed to have different standards for Irish vs foreign renovators but that seemed fairly likely to me lol
Needed more: swearing, tea, and trees decorated with vertical lines of lights
Less: “Merry Christmas”
My mom was upset that the guy seemed to have different standards for Irish vs foreign renovators but that seemed fairly likely to me lol
“Tis the season to be Irish” 😂
I don’t expect it to be a great movie, but the one with Allen Leech was fun enough. (And Hallmark can keep hiring the Irish actors I had the biggest crushes on in 2012!)
I don’t expect it to be a great movie, but the one with Allen Leech was fun enough. (And Hallmark can keep hiring the Irish actors I had the biggest crushes on in 2012!)
November 11, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Final verdict was: not bad!
Needed more: swearing, tea, and trees decorated with vertical lines of lights
Less: “Merry Christmas”
My mom was upset that the guy seemed to have different standards for Irish vs foreign renovators but that seemed fairly likely to me lol
Needed more: swearing, tea, and trees decorated with vertical lines of lights
Less: “Merry Christmas”
My mom was upset that the guy seemed to have different standards for Irish vs foreign renovators but that seemed fairly likely to me lol
I need you all (but mostly @oliviasview.bsky.social) to know that when I realized the Irish guy in tonight’s hallmark movie was not only actually Irish but also Sir Gwain from Merlin I shrieked really loudly.
November 10, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I need you all (but mostly @oliviasview.bsky.social) to know that when I realized the Irish guy in tonight’s hallmark movie was not only actually Irish but also Sir Gwain from Merlin I shrieked really loudly.
That election coming day 2 of a ridiculously long work week was evil.
November 10, 2024 at 4:31 AM
That election coming day 2 of a ridiculously long work week was evil.
I guess I live here now 🤷♀️
November 10, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I guess I live here now 🤷♀️
My parents are rooting for the Astros (for Dusty) and I just told them that the only good thing about them winning would be that I get to cheer against them more. Mom laughed. Dad didn’t…
October 19, 2023 at 2:51 AM
My parents are rooting for the Astros (for Dusty) and I just told them that the only good thing about them winning would be that I get to cheer against them more. Mom laughed. Dad didn’t…
My mom’s motto: always be doing a bit
(we shouldn’t be allowed out in public together)
(we shouldn’t be allowed out in public together)
October 14, 2023 at 8:37 PM
My mom’s motto: always be doing a bit
(we shouldn’t be allowed out in public together)
(we shouldn’t be allowed out in public together)
I am very thankful the search function on this app is still kinda sketchy because I’m digging the “trying to find my friends at a large party and accidentally ending up off in a random conversation with a bunch of strangers” vibe.
October 11, 2023 at 12:56 PM
I am very thankful the search function on this app is still kinda sketchy because I’m digging the “trying to find my friends at a large party and accidentally ending up off in a random conversation with a bunch of strangers” vibe.