Simp Scampi 🔝
@restingmitchface.bsky.social
manic pixie cream boy
loser dyke, wannabe dilf
he/she 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
loser dyke, wannabe dilf
he/she 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I had a crush on both of them
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I had a crush on both of them
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Johnny Bravo made me trans
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Johnny Bravo made me trans
Big lipped boy
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Big lipped boy
Not to toot my own horn too much but I'm going to be so hot after top surgery 🪵🪓
September 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Not to toot my own horn too much but I'm going to be so hot after top surgery 🪵🪓
Thinking of you
August 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Thinking of you
man bun era as it turns out
June 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
man bun era as it turns out
I just learned Marva (Fiona Shaw) is a lesbian and married to a Sri Lankan woman named Sonali Deraniyagala. I had a happy tear or two at that.
June 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I just learned Marva (Fiona Shaw) is a lesbian and married to a Sri Lankan woman named Sonali Deraniyagala. I had a happy tear or two at that.
Happy Father's Day to a real one
June 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Happy Father's Day to a real one
I hear a lot of discourse about what the top tier movie candy is and I'm here to tell you it's actually Raisinettes
May 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I hear a lot of discourse about what the top tier movie candy is and I'm here to tell you it's actually Raisinettes
I've always thought the thing missing from bread is apple pie filling and a pussy.
May 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I've always thought the thing missing from bread is apple pie filling and a pussy.
The algorithm found out I started T and started making some big swings
May 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The algorithm found out I started T and started making some big swings
I love my friends
May 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I love my friends
Someone buy this for me, I need it
April 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Someone buy this for me, I need it
If I've said it once I've said it at least two other times - put Godzilla music in fortnite.
April 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If I've said it once I've said it at least two other times - put Godzilla music in fortnite.
This might be my favourite thing ever
February 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This might be my favourite thing ever
New from Ethically Non Mattel [ENM] TM
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POLY pocket
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POLY pocket
January 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
New from Ethically Non Mattel [ENM] TM
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POLY pocket
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POLY pocket
I desperately need a haircut. I woke up looking like Dan Scott when he's going through it
January 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I desperately need a haircut. I woke up looking like Dan Scott when he's going through it
This was really beautiful. A delicately weighty story of grief told through music and puzzles. Very much recommend.
January 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This was really beautiful. A delicately weighty story of grief told through music and puzzles. Very much recommend.
Between a little weight gain and pre-period swelling this is what my tits feel like ☠️
I can't wait to chop them off
I can't wait to chop them off
January 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Between a little weight gain and pre-period swelling this is what my tits feel like ☠️
I can't wait to chop them off
I can't wait to chop them off