Simp Scampi 🔝
@restingmitchface.bsky.social
manic pixie cream boy
loser dyke, wannabe dilf
he/she 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
loser dyke, wannabe dilf
he/she 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Pinned
I have a dyke's posture and a homophobic spine
How is everyone not talking about Mad Men?
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
How is everyone not talking about Mad Men?
If Google wants me to buy their stupid new AI phone I'm going to need to see a version of the commercial where Gemini walks people through how to administer naloxone.
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
If Google wants me to buy their stupid new AI phone I'm going to need to see a version of the commercial where Gemini walks people through how to administer naloxone.
I don't think it can be said enough, unless you're scooping a second hand item to mend or improve in some way, aka offering a service, then you suck. Scooping second hand to sell verbatim third hand is nasty capitalist bullshit and contributes to overconsumption.
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I don't think it can be said enough, unless you're scooping a second hand item to mend or improve in some way, aka offering a service, then you suck. Scooping second hand to sell verbatim third hand is nasty capitalist bullshit and contributes to overconsumption.
My relationship with my mom is basically that of that one friend who is mostly the kid that has a Nintendo.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My relationship with my mom is basically that of that one friend who is mostly the kid that has a Nintendo.
I'm gonna ask to keep my chopped off tits tomorrow and put them in Danielle Smith's bed 🐴🐴
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I'm gonna ask to keep my chopped off tits tomorrow and put them in Danielle Smith's bed 🐴🐴
I had a crush on both of them
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I had a crush on both of them
It's truly remarkable what people achieve in the pursuit of the most epic pretend.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
It's truly remarkable what people achieve in the pursuit of the most epic pretend.
We don't give it up enough for the Divergent movie series. It's actually a really lovingly made sci-fi that's kind of super great.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
We don't give it up enough for the Divergent movie series. It's actually a really lovingly made sci-fi that's kind of super great.
Stop calling basement suites apartments.
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Stop calling basement suites apartments.
Scariest part of my Halloween was someone putting on an AI slop video at the party because they thought it was funny.
November 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Scariest part of my Halloween was someone putting on an AI slop video at the party because they thought it was funny.
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Prediction: Trump dies of old age but they use AI to create a likeness which in a shock to no one is enough to keep his support base all in and suddenly we live in a sci-fi reality where America is run by an oz like talking head.
October 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Prediction: Trump dies of old age but they use AI to create a likeness which in a shock to no one is enough to keep his support base all in and suddenly we live in a sci-fi reality where America is run by an oz like talking head.
Just discovered Anthony Bourdain wrote a couple of graphic novels!?! Put them on hold at the library so fucking fast.
October 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just discovered Anthony Bourdain wrote a couple of graphic novels!?! Put them on hold at the library so fucking fast.
The final Maron guest is Obama??? Major bummer.
October 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The final Maron guest is Obama??? Major bummer.
Johnny Bravo made me trans
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Johnny Bravo made me trans
Nobel prizes are for hacks
October 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nobel prizes are for hacks
Rubbing peanut butter on my gums like cocaine
October 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Rubbing peanut butter on my gums like cocaine
Big lipped boy
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Big lipped boy
The downfall of effective education is treating it like it's a competition.
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The downfall of effective education is treating it like it's a competition.
I need a series of books or short stories called A Little Bit Alexis and it's just all the shit she got up to that's casually referenced in Schitt's Creek.
September 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I need a series of books or short stories called A Little Bit Alexis and it's just all the shit she got up to that's casually referenced in Schitt's Creek.
If the government is going to demonize identities can we at least start with poly people?
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If the government is going to demonize identities can we at least start with poly people?
People and organizations just now recognizing Palestine as a place and a genocide as a genocide is very She's All That. The glasses come off and some privileged twat is like WHOA wait a damn minute holy shit has anyone else seen this!!?! Fucking morons.
September 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
People and organizations just now recognizing Palestine as a place and a genocide as a genocide is very She's All That. The glasses come off and some privileged twat is like WHOA wait a damn minute holy shit has anyone else seen this!!?! Fucking morons.
Cemeteries are a third space
September 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Cemeteries are a third space