I should stress that my proposal was really not a serious one. No matter how it would improve the sport, I don’t think they’re going to turn association football into rugby union.

Alternatively, lift the de facto ban on the use of horses to get about the pitch. Get the speed of the game up to that of polo.

In fairness, it's understandable they're in a hurry turning into a cul-de-sac.

I know exactly where you mean and, yes, I've had drivers swing across my path there.

It's very frustrating.

I also think it's a pity how many people feel the need to express their pent-up aggression through the way they drive.

Ah. That's just before the section I was picturing. But I've also had drivers turn across me at that bit.

I'm very sorry it happened. I hate the way that people often behave when driving.

I find it a bit stressful.

But possibly I am wrong about where it happened.

I am very sorry to hear this.

Am I to guess that it was on the section of CS2 betwen Mile End and Bow Road? I've had drivers swing left across my path a number of times on that section, where speeds are higher than nearer the City.

Or perhaps: "BBC in crisis, BBC tells BBC".

Chyron: "BBC meta-crisis".

Twelvety squillion then?

I jest. You make a good point.

I've written a fair number of obituaries for people who are still alive. That obviously opens up the possibility that, if something goes awry, I'll predecesase my subjects.

Be fair. The BBC had tidied things up to make it even clearer that Trump incited the riot he clearly incited.

Good point.

The other possibility is that an employer is really babying its staff.

Since the picture’s from the United States, I guess it’s high-wheelers.