Yo, yo, what the fuck wrong with Santos body why he look like a autopsy photo?

Just took a shit in the girls bathroom. I’m praying that nobody came in. I think that I’m gonna go to hell for my sins.

I sat there and laughed for two months, wondering what she meant by holding space during defying gravity now my dumbass is emotional and crying about this shit. I had so much FOMO last night almost ripped two of my braids out Cynthia if you can hear me cast me for wicked2

Just got offf the worst fuckin flight fuck frontier u charged me 98 dollars for a bag and a seat and then have me wait an hour at baggage claim are you serious. Then yall seats fucked up it’s like fuck all the tall bitches. I swear to god that this my last flight with these hoes writing a revie

U hoes really stress me out what you mean u don’t like bacon hoe is u coo

In Denny’s wondering why a stack of pancake is $.99

I didn’t even know there were boy pickles.

Sunsets make me mad what do you mean the sun is throwing up a set
;)

I had the weirdest experience this morning. I haven’t seen anything like it in ages…

Something… went right.

I’ve been waiting on something that could’ve gone wrong in any number of ways… but it didn’t. It actually worked out. It actually went my way.

Now my face is doing this weird upward curl.

Just got recognized at Costco, buy an employee
am I big?
Or do I just know a good deal?

#SpeakingOfTheHeart
#BFletcher

Costco has my heart, a one dollar slice that makes my legs shake and a is sixty nine cent soda like are u kidding

What about me says approachable do I look like I give af,no, so walk offf #leaveppltfalone

this guy is the dumbest fucker alive

U hoes need to ketchup to me and mustard the fact that you could never be me

U 27 YEARS OLD LEAVE ME TF ALONEEEEE peace love and hemroids

Can we normalize treating people with no respect , like idgaf that ur grandma died , my phone ain’t got no service

This how I feel waiting for my by weekly pay .bitch i need this money now I finna flip the fuk out :(