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March 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Does everyone know about the 100% free roku app, Sling, where you can live stream Al Jazeera (english) and The BBC for 100% free?

(Tagging you Mr. Green for visibility’s sake. I hope you dont mind. @hankgreen.bsky.social )
February 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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You can tell that my only fans isn't managed by an agency because I'm on there telling my fans to watch interview with the vampire (2022)
January 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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trans rights forever
January 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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The #1 song in America is Bruno Mars with Lady Gaga singing a duet that I have literally never heard while Lola Young's "Messy" (the only song that exists in the whole world) is #97.
January 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Take back your attention.
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Well, America, we had a good run. I mean, mostly. Okay, not entirely. *flips through a history book* You know what, forget I said anything.
January 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite
January 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Noise canceling headphones don’t cancel enough noise
January 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Rigatoni reminds me of capybara.
January 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Tiktok or Vine?
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
January 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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the devil's minion devil's minioning

(oil pastels on cardboard is my favorite combination for relaxing process of making messy and chaotic art)

// #thedevilsminion #armandaniel #iwtv #iwtvart
December 11, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Luigi Mangione is setting unrealistic male beauty standards.... not every man can be so hot that the New York Times deems their face an existential threat to the societal status quo...
Yesterday the New York Times instructed staff to avoid publishing photos of Luigi Mangione's face, internal company messages leaked to me reveal.

"The news value and public service of showing his face is diminishing," Times management told staff.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ny-times-d...
NY Times Doesn’t Want You to See Mangione’s Face
Management directs staff to “dial back” Luigi Mangione headshots
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 13, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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It’s never aliens.
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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My sweet girl thrifted this end table for the apartment complex cats to have a warm place to sleep.

There are three who come visit.

This is her workaround to having her own pet while she’s living at college.
December 7, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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federal income tax from my paycheck is going to be my 13th reason
December 6, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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Introducing a thought I have: Plastic Water Bottles.

A “Plastic Water Bottle” is what I call any problem that we see as super evil despite the fact that there is an extremely similar bigger problem (plastic soda bottles) that we never think about only because we’re simply more used to it.
December 6, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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My writing process is usually:

a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM