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Lauren Bolger
@renbolger.bsky.social
Horror writer startled by most sounds. Kill Radio out now with Malarkey Books. The Barre Incidents out Oct 2025!
My website: https://www.laurenbolger.com/
Jewish / Free Palestine
His eyes say “toss it, or you’re dead to me”
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is my profile image bc I get proud of myself for asserting myself when really I’m doing the absolute bare minimum. This is Martin Prince in The Simpsons, getting all sassy because his water dish is empty.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Back on my Kpop shit while I work from home. ATEEZ is my fave ❤️🧡
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Woooot it’s gonna be here today @kathleenpalm.bsky.social!
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Cool birds (sandhill cranes?) just chilling, poking around in the woodchips outside of work.
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This year has been rough as heck. can I have a different one? Here were some highlights. When my kids gleefully made a game out of trying to hog the blue easy chair and also most things my cats do
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Romantic weird funny dramatic magic. Such a fun rewatch after a long long time
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Had fun with this guy last night! Loading the new opening scene I wrote last night onto the ole laptop.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh my god I thought it said “Mary Shelley Reveals”. Jesus Christ, I almost lost it
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This is the stuff I have to write down just to get out of my system so I can continue with the book. Just goofy dialog with no point.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Zombie miners 🧟
Dark Fantasy 🐉
X-Files vibes 👽
Romance 🌹
Sometimes you can have all four of those. Not always, but sometimes.
malarkeybooks.com/store/barre-...
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is a very humorous account. probably not intentionally so?
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
These towels are TRIPLE THIRSTY. Just thought you should know. Watch out or you’ll get hoovered up. *nods head vigorously*
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This morning’s listen. A cover album. In which Tobias Forge chose to cover Televison, Iron Maiden, Genesis, and Tina Turner all on the same album and killed ittttttt. Jesus He Knows Me, Phantom of the Opera, and See No Evil, especially.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ramen noodles with tons of stuff in it tonight. I overcooked the eggs again but the kids wouldn’t have eaten them with runny yolks anyway
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I got my kid a Tamagotchi for her bday and I take care of it on days I WFH so it doesn’t die. This is the one I got when I was a kid and I didn’t like it bc it was weird looking. When she gets home, I can’t wait to tell her she has the same pet I did and it grew into a floating head with a duck bill
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Idk if it’s ok to share Goodreads reviews but this one was posted on IG so I wanted to share it. Thanks to TabathaReads on Instagram for the kind words about The Barre Incidents!! 💜💜

Here’s the order link if you want to give it a try!
malarkeybooks.com/store/barre-...
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
They were out of white and silver but it still looks kinda neat IMO
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
One day this plant pot that i decided was a pen holder many years ago will bust completely open and we will mourn its passing but until that day, it will quietly soldier on thinking every day “I could have held a life. A beautiful, delicate, green little life. But my path did not lead me that way.”
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Feels like somebody’s watchin me today
October 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Listening to Woodland Rites yet again by @greenlungband.bsky.social bc I can’t get enough. Incredible album art is by Richard Wells aka @slipperyjack.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Little baby, big jumps
October 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Really weird math but this is the 100th time the kids have wanted a Minecraft themed party and they’re only turning 8 and 10.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Playing Calico for the first time and we had a visitor
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM