uint16
@remix.net
I just want to make jokes about stupid stuff all day and I will play “Yes, and” and “No, but” in replies. I just want to make dumb jokes and I know they’re dumb.
You could see the conservatism start to creep into the comics as he got deeper into the cult.
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
You could see the conservatism start to creep into the comics as he got deeper into the cult.
The straw doesn’t help me here does it..
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The straw doesn’t help me here does it..
Who can forget the “Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are dead” friendship between these guys
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Who can forget the “Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are dead” friendship between these guys
Talent borrows, genius jerks-off in the shower.
December 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Talent borrows, genius jerks-off in the shower.
Technology moves so fast every time I turn around there’s a smaller, faster Gom Jabar.
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Technology moves so fast every time I turn around there’s a smaller, faster Gom Jabar.
If only it were that simple.
December 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If only it were that simple.
I CAN’T STOP WATCHING BIRDS!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I CAN’T STOP WATCHING BIRDS!!!
Somebody made and is selling what I would describe as midjourney jars
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Somebody made and is selling what I would describe as midjourney jars
New character in my hallway art.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
New character in my hallway art.
The wildest world building that Twilight Zone tries to get away with is that every man wears a suit regardless of activity:
* Driving across the state? Suit.
* Alien? Suit.
* Inappropriate interaction with child? Suit.
* Driving across the state? Suit.
* Alien? Suit.
* Inappropriate interaction with child? Suit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The wildest world building that Twilight Zone tries to get away with is that every man wears a suit regardless of activity:
* Driving across the state? Suit.
* Alien? Suit.
* Inappropriate interaction with child? Suit.
* Driving across the state? Suit.
* Alien? Suit.
* Inappropriate interaction with child? Suit.
Hey under-cover Oni in #TOUGENANKI, maybe don’t dress in such sick clothing to blend in a bit more.
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hey under-cover Oni in #TOUGENANKI, maybe don’t dress in such sick clothing to blend in a bit more.
I’m told I’m like having Stephen Stucker’s character “Jimmy” from Airplane as a co-worker but only in the most tiresome way.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m told I’m like having Stephen Stucker’s character “Jimmy” from Airplane as a co-worker but only in the most tiresome way.
"David! For the last time, not at me, at the camera!"
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"David! For the last time, not at me, at the camera!"
When my software goes to update the Red Tron guards always crack yo-momma's-firmware-so-old jokes for like 20 minutes
August 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When my software goes to update the Red Tron guards always crack yo-momma's-firmware-so-old jokes for like 20 minutes
Telling my kids this is the ant king from #SoloLeveling
March 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Telling my kids this is the ant king from #SoloLeveling
You can purchase the newest episode of Xman at the nearest outlets:
March 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You can purchase the newest episode of Xman at the nearest outlets:
Please confirm you’re not immediate family or Texas state law says I have to report this to an adult.
March 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Please confirm you’re not immediate family or Texas state law says I have to report this to an adult.
Literally purchased my garbage disposal because they brag about it being able to handle bones.
March 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Literally purchased my garbage disposal because they brag about it being able to handle bones.
