Just walked past a t-shirt on the ground from a brand called ‘Public Supply’ and now my free use kink has me hootin’ and hollerin’

if you stay horny you ain’t gotta get horny

I’m beginning to think gooning for 5 hours straight is a young person’s game

Nut vi… audio, with sound on

Seriously though I need to find the spider queen one

“Colin, what is best in life?”

Someone playing with your nipples while you’re buried to the hilt inside them

They should make a Fleshlight that measures how much cum you shoot into it

My libido is out of control at the best of times, and weight lifting has only cranked that up to 100.

Hopefully this new horny alt will be a good source of relief like my old one on Twitter was.