Aw poor lil man, hope he's doin' alright <3

All this to say, it doesn't matter where an item comes from or what it's made of, if you take good care of your things they can last you a lifetime.

I have clothes that I bought from the thrift store 20 years ago, whose ages are not known but obviously weren't new, that look the same as they did when I bought them.

And you could say "oh the quality used to be better back in the day" and sure you'd be correct, but I have 20 year old pants from walmart that look as good today as they did when I bought them new.

Hell, I'm wearing a tanktop that used to be my mother's that predate my birth.
There are photos of my mother in her late 20s wearing this tanktop.
It's an antique at this point. Not retro, not vintage, antique!

Ah well, the one thing you can't accuse me of is being wasteful; I take excellent care of my things and they last well past their projected expiration date.

I hate just throwing away stuff, but what can you do with an ancient, stretched out, scuffed sports bra? Who'd want to buy that from a thrift shop? lol

Yo, if my dad asked me to wear a ring around my member so that we could compare nighttime erectile activity, I would simply never speak to him again.

Yes, but all it does is yell HEY! LISTEN! at a volume you can not control at a time you may or may not specify.

Most times ya wake up and all ya hear is the 3 phases

Be angry

Be afraid

Buy something

Most likely in that order