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My boyfriend thinks I’m naturally tight, but really, I’m just constipated www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyC...
Screenshot of a reddit post titled: My boyfriend thinks I’m naturally tight, but really, I’m just constipated Text of post: So… this has been on my mind, and I (30f) need to get it off my chest. My boyfriend (37m) has been complimenting me a lot lately, saying I feel “extra tight” during sex. He’s clearly convinced it’s just how my body is, or that his member is bigger than he thought lol The truth? I’ve been constipated as hell. Like, uncomfortably bloated, eating laxatives like candy, b-hole ripping once it finally comes out kind of constipated. I can actually feel it myself in there so I figured he could too. But I've noticed that when I'm extra constipated he will say how tight I was after sex. Now every time he mentions it, I just smile and nod… but deep down, I know it’s not him, it’s the poop. Is this even normal? I've developed a complex about how I might feel if I'm not stopped up. Like is my own shit stretching my walls out?! Please tell me I'm not alone.
March 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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AITA for pretending to think beans in chili are "woke", to prank my Cousin who is obsessed with being "anti woke" and who loves chili?

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Screenshot 1 of 2 of a AITA post titled: AITA for pretending to think beans in chili are "woke", to prank my Cousin who is obsessed with being "anti woke" and who loves chili? Text of post: My cousin is known for making chili. And he's good at it. He makes his own chili flakes from his "secret combination" of various dried chilies, it has a very nice kick. It's like the perfect amount of spice, it's hot but not too hot. He also always adds kidney beans. Not canned beans either. Anyways for the past 2 or 3 years by Cousin has become obsessed with all this bullshit about what is or isn't "woke" and how "woke" things are the end of the world. He's always been a good dude so I don't know what his bag is but he is completely obsessed. It's annoying. So the other weekend I was at his place and he was making his famous chili. So I got the idea for a little prank. I was like "I'm surprised you still put beans in your chili." He was like "What? Why?" I was like "Beans in chili are so woke. Everyone is saying so." He was like "What do you mean?" And he was like genuinely concerned. As if this was something serious. I said something like "Yeah beans in chili are woke, the original conservative Texans who made chili only used meat and chili. San Francisco liberals started adding beans to chili in the 60's because so many hippies were vegetarian. Now all the woke scientists are saying beans are a better protein source than meat." He didn't say anything to that. Screenshot 2 of 2 of a AITA post titled: AITA for pretending to think beans in chili are "woke", to prank my Cousin who is obsessed with being "anti woke" and who loves chili? Text reads: Just yesterday I was back again at his place and he was making his chili again. There were no beans. It was a totally different chili. This guy has been making his chili with beans for like 15 years. I was like, whats up? "Where's the beans?" He was like "I don't fuck with that woke shit." I was like "What?" He was like "Beans in chili are woke. Even you know that." Everyone else was like what? Because....what? I was like dude I was just fucking with you. He got REALLY angry. He dumped his chili in the sink and told everyone to go home. I thought he was pranking me back or something but he was serious. The dude totally lost it. He texted me later and said this exact thing: "I researched this online and it turns out u really were lying to me, beans r not woke. How could u do this?" We went back and forth for a bit. His position is even though we have historically pranked each other I went "too far", that I "betrayed him", that I "made him question his chili". I tried to ask him if this at all made him think he cared too much about "woke", like what if beans in chili WAS woke, so what? He ignored that and demanded I apologize. Did I take this too far?
February 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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I (34f) like degrading and insulting sex. Since i gave birth my husband (30m) says he can’t do it anymore. I’m getting bored. How do we get past this? www.reddit.com/r/relationsh...
Screenshot of a reddit post titled: I (34f) like degrading and insulting sex. Since i gave birth my husband (30m) says he can’t do it anymore. I’m getting bored. How do we get past this? Text of post(1/2): Throwaway for this for obvious reasons. I’m 34 and my husband is 30. I don’t know why I enjoy this kind of sex, I’ve never been abused or assaulted in any way and I grew up in a loving and caring family so there’s no underlying reason for it. I like to be insulted during sex, insult my looks, my body, hit me, use me etc not all the time obviously but I’d say that once out of every five times with my husband sex would end up this way and I loved it. It was always my favourite. Just over a year ago I gave birth and my husband says he can’t do it anymore. He said he can’t treat the mother of his child that way. It got me mad and I said I’m more than just a mum I’m a woman with my own personality and wants and needs. I get where he’s coming from I really do, any maybe this is a bit to do with me feeling like I’ve lost my identity since becoming a mum but he can’t even bring himself to spank my ass or squeeze my boobs! Text of reddit post continued (2/2): We still have sex a couple of times a week but it’s always me imitating and then it’s either just him on top or him from behind and he doesn’t even pull my hair anymore when he’s behind me! Has anyone else been through anything like this? Will it get better or is that side of our sex life gone now? TLDR: since I gave birth my husband says he can’t have rough sex with me anymore. Edit: why are people acting like I only asked for this recently? He started this 8 years ago when we first met. He ALWAYS initiated it. People say it’s because he respects me too much well he still asks me to eat his ass every time we have sex, he doesn’t mind the mother of his child sticking her tongue in his ass twice a week.
October 27, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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Family poisoned after using AI-generated mushroom identification book we bought from major online retailer. www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...
Screenshot of a reddit post titled: Family poisoned after using AI-generated mushroom identification book we bought from major online retailer. Text of post: EDIT: I have not stated the name of the online marketplace. Assumptions are being made in the comments, which I am neither confirming nor denying. My entire family was in hospital last week after accidentally consuming poisonous mushrooms. My wife purchased a book from a major online retailer for my birthday. The book is entitled something similar to: "Mushrooms UK: A Guide to Harvesting Safe and Edible Mushrooms." It comes with pictures of the mushrooms to help identify each one. Unfortunately, the book in question was not accurate. A closer investigation reveals that the images of mushrooms are AI generated, and we have now found two instances of text where a sentence ends and is followed up with a random questions or fourth-wall breaking statements. Screenshot of additional text that reads as follows: For example: "In conclusion, morels are delicious mushrooms which can be consumed from August to the end of Summer. Let me know if there is anything else I can help you with." The online retailer have instructed me to return the book and they will refund it. The book has been removed from sale from the online retailer, however, it appears there are dozens more in a similar style. 1.) Should I return this book to the retailer? I'm concerned I would lose any evidence I have if I return it. The purchase has already disappeared from my online account. It simply looks like it doesn't exist anymore. I still have the email. 2.) Are my family entitled to any compensation for my son and my wife's lost time at work? As well as the sickness they experienced? 3.) Can I report the creation of this book to the police as a crime? Just for clarity: We did not know it was AI-generated when we bought it! This was not disclosed on the website!
August 16, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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My girlfriend (27 F) wants to move in with me (25 M) but she is making me uncomfortable. What do I do? www.reddit.com/r/relationsh...
My girlfriend (27 F) wants to move in with me (25 M) but she is making me uncomfortable. What do I do? My girlfriend (27F) and I (25M) are currently arguing because she wants to move in with me. I love my little pumpkin patch, but I’m getting cold feet about finding a place and it’s really upsetting her. She has a good job and I know will pay her half of rent and utilities, but she has this weird habit of staring at me while I sleep whenever she stays over at my place. It would be for an example, 3 in the morning and when I would have to use the restroom, she just stares blankly at me from the foot of me bed. I’ll ask her to come back to bed and she will, but it’s really unnerving and I try to avoid having her over. It sucks because I really love her, but i’m not sure if i can continue to do this long term. She won’t acknowledge the situation whenever I bring it up and gets really really defensive. What should I do?
February 18, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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Police have seized my wife's laptop after one of her friends discovered and reported my wife's modded version of Skyrim. www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...
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January 15, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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MLM like culty brain washed my wife and ruined my marriage, is there any way to escape without hurting her and myself? reddit.com/r/relationsh...
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September 8, 2023 at 8:53 AM
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AITA for asking my sister WTF she expected to happen at her shitshow of a bachelorette party? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15gqspa/aita_for_asking_my_sister_wtf_she_expected_to/
Screenshot of a reddit post, see reply for link to transcript. Comment from OP I'll give the tamest example. My cousin is a talented singer. She is single and was supposed to sing a song during the ceremony. However she hooked up with the maid of honor. Whom nobody knew had that in her. Including her boyfriend. This happened in the bus. He got arrested for trying to break into the bus while this was going on and several people were cheering them on after locking him out.
August 3, 2023 at 12:13 PM
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AITA for telling my aunt her new kitten looked like a scrotum? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15en65f/aita_for_telling_my_aunt_her_new_kitten_looked/
AITA for telling my aunt her new kitten looked like a scrotum? My mom and I were visiting my uncle and his family yesterday. My aunt just got a baby Sphinx cat. It is pink, hairless, and wrinkled. She was going on and on about how beautiful it was. I will be clear, it is a very cute kitten. I however think that expensive pets are a waste and that she could have adopted a rescue. When we were having dinner she was sitting with the kitten in her lap still going on about it. My uncle was rolling his eyes and my cousins were obviously getting tired of this as well. When she asked me for the tenth time how cute I thought it was I told her it kind of looked like a scrotum. My uncle laughed so hard he spit food all over the table. My one cousin also laughed but his little sister kept asking what a scrotum was. At home my mom told me I was an asshole for using that word at the dinner table. I stand by my comparison.
August 1, 2023 at 4:21 PM
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July 31, 2023 at 5:49 PM
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Anyone have a feed/master list of gimmick accounts run by humans?
July 31, 2023 at 8:31 AM
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Roommate won’t wait until I finish cooking and just starts cooking in the same pan I’m using and it’s just bizarre to me https://www.reddit.com/r/badroommates/comments/15ckeim/roommate_wont_wait_until_i_finish_cooking_and/
Roommate won’t wait until I finish cooking and just starts cooking in the same pan I’m using and it’s just bizarre to me If I’m making bacon and eggs, he will just come and crack an egg into the pan for himself *while I’m cooking*. I’ve asked him to stop but he just says “well what difference does it make?”. He’s in the way! That’s the bloody difference, and I’ve told him that. And it’s not even that he is pressed for time. It happens on the weekends as well. He’s just done it again and he hasn’t listened to me the past 30+ times I have asked him nicely so I cracked it and told him to fuck off and wait. I pushed his egg out of the pan into the bin and he said I have to pay for it. Not happening. I don’t understand why he can’t just wait 5 minutes. It doesn’t take that long. I don’t want someone in the way, using the same pan as me while I’m cooking for myself. Just came to vent.
July 30, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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My (19F) boyfriend (20M) is jealous of the people I’m embalming at my work. Should I end things with him?
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/15cnv89/my_19f_boyfriend_20m_is_jealous_of_the_people_im/
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July 29, 2023 at 3:41 PM