Relag
@relag.bsky.social
Trying to find a happy medium between dying unloved in a ditch and achieving the bare minimum life has to offer. Hence why I'm on social media.
I think Christmas music should be outlawed until the week before Christmas. Call me Scrooge if you want, but the ghosts would at least have the goddam decency to haunt me at a seasonally appropriate time, not December 3rd.
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I think Christmas music should be outlawed until the week before Christmas. Call me Scrooge if you want, but the ghosts would at least have the goddam decency to haunt me at a seasonally appropriate time, not December 3rd.
You think you could take a game off Serena Williams because of patriarchal conditioning; I think I could take a game off Serena Williams because she seems like a nice person who would take pity on me.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You think you could take a game off Serena Williams because of patriarchal conditioning; I think I could take a game off Serena Williams because she seems like a nice person who would take pity on me.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
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Why do people keep scaring me in th8s corn maze? I just wanted to get lost in corn.
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Why do people keep scaring me in th8s corn maze? I just wanted to get lost in corn.
Grokipedia just launched, and it seems like it just scrapes Wikipedia for content. So, if you were looking for a less user-friendly wikipedia without images or hyperlinks, they finally made a website for you.
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Grokipedia just launched, and it seems like it just scrapes Wikipedia for content. So, if you were looking for a less user-friendly wikipedia without images or hyperlinks, they finally made a website for you.
Unlike most modern mecha, this one's about a cool ass robot. No woke politics, not themes, just a big robot with the words "The Oliver Patent" written on it for some reason.
Does this count as mecha? It was drawn in 1882.
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Unlike most modern mecha, this one's about a cool ass robot. No woke politics, not themes, just a big robot with the words "The Oliver Patent" written on it for some reason.
I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but I lowkey believe that all British people are actually the just same person. I refuse to believe that an entire island of people talk like that.
October 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but I lowkey believe that all British people are actually the just same person. I refuse to believe that an entire island of people talk like that.
Ladies: dating is tough right now, so here are some books that are RED FLAGS on anyone's shelf.
#1 Mein Kampf
By the title alone, you might think you're dating a sophisticated and sensitive gentleman. Mein Kampf is German for "My Struggle" after all. #relatable am I right?
Well...
#1 Mein Kampf
By the title alone, you might think you're dating a sophisticated and sensitive gentleman. Mein Kampf is German for "My Struggle" after all. #relatable am I right?
Well...
October 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Ladies: dating is tough right now, so here are some books that are RED FLAGS on anyone's shelf.
#1 Mein Kampf
By the title alone, you might think you're dating a sophisticated and sensitive gentleman. Mein Kampf is German for "My Struggle" after all. #relatable am I right?
Well...
#1 Mein Kampf
By the title alone, you might think you're dating a sophisticated and sensitive gentleman. Mein Kampf is German for "My Struggle" after all. #relatable am I right?
Well...
She's blue for an amazing reason (the rapture)
September 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
She's blue for an amazing reason (the rapture)
The Dune books are so funny. Yeah, sure, being a libertarian is preferable to 40,000 years of iron-fisted rule by a drugged up space worm. Good insight Frank.
September 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The Dune books are so funny. Yeah, sure, being a libertarian is preferable to 40,000 years of iron-fisted rule by a drugged up space worm. Good insight Frank.
SMH at Candians celebrating "Thanksgiving" the day before Charlie Kirk day. How can they be so inconsiderate?!?
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
SMH at Candians celebrating "Thanksgiving" the day before Charlie Kirk day. How can they be so inconsiderate?!?
Listened to The Superman Song and I forgot that most of it is just shitting on Tarzan for no reason. Hell yeah, get his ass.
September 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Listened to The Superman Song and I forgot that most of it is just shitting on Tarzan for no reason. Hell yeah, get his ass.
So, you guys think Silksong's gonna show up at tomorrow's Direct?
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So, you guys think Silksong's gonna show up at tomorrow's Direct?
Very excited for the first attempted coup to install an AI version of the dead president. We're finally living in the dystopia cyberpunk future we were promised as kids.
August 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Very excited for the first attempted coup to install an AI version of the dead president. We're finally living in the dystopia cyberpunk future we were promised as kids.
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Bless whatever kid seeks out The Great Gatsby for its steamy erotic content.
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Bless whatever kid seeks out The Great Gatsby for its steamy erotic content.
The Handmaid's Tale among more than 200 books to be pulled at Edmonton public schools | CBC News
A list confirmed by CBC News shows titles like The Handmaid's Tale and Brave New World are among books to be pulled. The development comes after a policy from Alberta's education minister outlines new...
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August 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Bless whatever kid seeks out The Great Gatsby for its steamy erotic content.
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Bless whatever kid seeks out The Great Gatsby for its steamy erotic content.
Laughing at the Shonen section of the bookstore as I pick up the new Joe Sacco, the quintessential Seinen author.
August 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Laughing at the Shonen section of the bookstore as I pick up the new Joe Sacco, the quintessential Seinen author.
I'm most sad that we broke David Suzuki than humanity's plummeting chance for survival. He's such a delight.
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‘It’s too late’: David Suzuki says the fight against climate change is lost - iPolitics
"We have failed to shift the narrative and we are still caught up in the same legal, economic and political systems," said David Suzuki in an exclusive interview with iPolitics. "For me, what we've go...
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July 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm most sad that we broke David Suzuki than humanity's plummeting chance for survival. He's such a delight.
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You ask, "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" because you're insecure; I ask "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" because as the Kwisatz Haderach I must follow The Golden Path.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
March 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
You ask, "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" because you're insecure; I ask "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" because as the Kwisatz Haderach I must follow The Golden Path.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
Her: "What are you thinking about?"
Me, pondering the golden path that will save human civilization from entropy: "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"
Me, pondering the golden path that will save human civilization from entropy: "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"
February 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Her: "What are you thinking about?"
Me, pondering the golden path that will save human civilization from entropy: "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"
Me, pondering the golden path that will save human civilization from entropy: "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"
A nazi car manufacturer? What's next, a nazi suit designer?
January 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A nazi car manufacturer? What's next, a nazi suit designer?
Nazis in America's rocket program? Well I never.
January 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Nazis in America's rocket program? Well I never.
So, can we finally admit that no one actually uses the word "ideate" unironically and that it was all a big joke that got out of hand?
November 10, 2024 at 7:15 AM
So, can we finally admit that no one actually uses the word "ideate" unironically and that it was all a big joke that got out of hand?
Damn, can't believe the Cheney endorsement didn't move the needle. If only Henry Kissinger were still alive and endorsed Harris. Then the democrats could've gotten that vital war criminal demographic.
November 6, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Damn, can't believe the Cheney endorsement didn't move the needle. If only Henry Kissinger were still alive and endorsed Harris. Then the democrats could've gotten that vital war criminal demographic.