Seeing people already recording and taking photos in the theater watching Minecraft 😩😩😩

Conservative Americans’ obsession with isolating themselves from all other countries and sourcing all of their products from the USA is some of the funniest, most out-of-touch shit ever 😭

I think people who claim to be “not political” are the same ones who would see someone getting bullied and pull their phone out to record it

The “if you don’t wanna be spoiled then just stay off social media” people drive me up a FUCKING WALL

Saw a Cybertruck this morning…just when I thought I was gonna have a good day, too

Too many people are using dating apps to find other people that fit their parameters of a partner and not enough are using it to market themselves as a desirable partner. You’re supposed to “sell” yourself, not say “here’s what I’m willing to buy, be that or get lost”

Saw a Tinder bio along the lines of “I enjoy going out and having fun or staying in and chilling” …so you enjoy existing

"Woke just means you give a damn about other people."

— Jane Fonda accepting the Life Achievement Award at the SAG Awards

Is there like a scientific reason Yung Gravy is that handsome or

Monday thought:

#nw Juror #2

sat down to do some work today and drew this instead

Important quotes to remember in today’s United States political climate.

A thread 🧵

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