Brandon
@reillyb.bsky.social
Socialism. Horror movies. Bad jokes.
Saw two movies over the weekend that turned out to be a thematically resonate double feature.
Companion (theaters): Fun!
Birdeater (Amazon Prime rental): Fucked up! But fun!
Both deal, in different ways, with male insecurity and the physical/emotional violence it spawns.
Companion (theaters): Fun!
Birdeater (Amazon Prime rental): Fucked up! But fun!
Both deal, in different ways, with male insecurity and the physical/emotional violence it spawns.
February 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Saw two movies over the weekend that turned out to be a thematically resonate double feature.
Companion (theaters): Fun!
Birdeater (Amazon Prime rental): Fucked up! But fun!
Both deal, in different ways, with male insecurity and the physical/emotional violence it spawns.
Companion (theaters): Fun!
Birdeater (Amazon Prime rental): Fucked up! But fun!
Both deal, in different ways, with male insecurity and the physical/emotional violence it spawns.
Bob Dylan: Boomer Cryptid
(complimentary)
(complimentary)
December 31, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Bob Dylan: Boomer Cryptid
(complimentary)
(complimentary)
Imagine the American Presidency being viewed by history as a minor road bump in your exceedingly long life of nearly uninterrupted good deeds and correct opinions. Jimmy fuckin’ Carter, man.
December 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Imagine the American Presidency being viewed by history as a minor road bump in your exceedingly long life of nearly uninterrupted good deeds and correct opinions. Jimmy fuckin’ Carter, man.
The next CEO slayer should mark their place in history by engraving their bullet casings with the words “It’s-a,” “me,” and “Mario!”
December 16, 2024 at 3:56 AM
The next CEO slayer should mark their place in history by engraving their bullet casings with the words “It’s-a,” “me,” and “Mario!”
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there's too many things happening, every thing should have to reach its conclusion before another thing can happen
December 14, 2024 at 11:44 PM
there's too many things happening, every thing should have to reach its conclusion before another thing can happen
Love this time of year. The nogs and puddings and such.
December 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Love this time of year. The nogs and puddings and such.
It’s terrific that two of our most powerful elected leaders are so old that they’re all fucked up from falling over.
December 15, 2024 at 3:17 AM
It’s terrific that two of our most powerful elected leaders are so old that they’re all fucked up from falling over.
If you don’t understand the meaningful semantic difference between “homeless” and “unhoused” I’ve got a 5th grade to introduce you to.
December 14, 2024 at 3:14 AM
If you don’t understand the meaningful semantic difference between “homeless” and “unhoused” I’ve got a 5th grade to introduce you to.
Turducken is a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey. It’s fuckin’ fowl.
November 27, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Turducken is a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey. It’s fuckin’ fowl.
Snorks were just underwater Smurfs. More cartoons should’ve done that. SCUBA Doo, for instance.
November 25, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Snorks were just underwater Smurfs. More cartoons should’ve done that. SCUBA Doo, for instance.
The abolition of the barbaric, centuries-long Chinese tradition of foot binding was no small feet.
November 25, 2024 at 1:59 PM
The abolition of the barbaric, centuries-long Chinese tradition of foot binding was no small feet.
Why are balls the only thing we wiffle?
November 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Why are balls the only thing we wiffle?
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if a movie from the 1970s is going to do one thing it's get harvey keitel with the hardest nipples you've ever seen and have him play a catholic
July 15, 2024 at 4:13 AM
if a movie from the 1970s is going to do one thing it's get harvey keitel with the hardest nipples you've ever seen and have him play a catholic
100 Feet Tall
Aesop Rock · Integrated Tech Solutions · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Iron and Wine’s The Trapeze Swinger. Pretty song. Good version.
open.spotify.com/track/1vDbCW...
open.spotify.com/track/1vDbCW...
The Trapeze Swinger - Live
Iron & Wine · Who Can See Forever Soundtrack · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Iron and Wine’s The Trapeze Swinger. Pretty song. Good version.
open.spotify.com/track/1vDbCW...
open.spotify.com/track/1vDbCW...
I love tater tots, but the name "tater tots" is unsophisticated. I'm going to start calling them "potato children."
November 15, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I love tater tots, but the name "tater tots" is unsophisticated. I'm going to start calling them "potato children."
I like thousand island dressing but if I'm being real, that's too many islands.
November 15, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I like thousand island dressing but if I'm being real, that's too many islands.
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November 15, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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I bet Andre a Giant was pissed when Andre the Giant came along.
November 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I bet Andre a Giant was pissed when Andre the Giant came along.
Rewatched Die Hard. It is clearly an action movie.
November 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Rewatched Die Hard. It is clearly an action movie.
Who’s your favorite Jeremy who gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady’s breast?
November 15, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Who’s your favorite Jeremy who gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady’s breast?
I've watched all the Spaghetti Westerns. On to the Lasagna Dramas.
November 15, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I've watched all the Spaghetti Westerns. On to the Lasagna Dramas.
From the culinary visionaries that brought you Egg Slut, be on the lookout for these new establishments opening soon:
Waffle Trollop
French Toastitute
Lascivious McGriddle
and
Panskanks
Hope to see you there!
Waffle Trollop
French Toastitute
Lascivious McGriddle
and
Panskanks
Hope to see you there!
November 15, 2024 at 6:16 PM
From the culinary visionaries that brought you Egg Slut, be on the lookout for these new establishments opening soon:
Waffle Trollop
French Toastitute
Lascivious McGriddle
and
Panskanks
Hope to see you there!
Waffle Trollop
French Toastitute
Lascivious McGriddle
and
Panskanks
Hope to see you there!
I’m the guy who gets The Rock those little shirts. He says "make me look like fourteen softballs in a cotton sack" and I say okay.
November 15, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I’m the guy who gets The Rock those little shirts. He says "make me look like fourteen softballs in a cotton sack" and I say okay.
Love this review for the 1981 werewolf movie WOLFEN
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Love this review for the 1981 werewolf movie WOLFEN