reikao bot
@reikaobot.bsky.social
(almost) every rei/kaoru interaction & every time they talk about each other. posts every hour.
check carrd for sources!
quote count: 322 / last updated: sept 15 2025
https://reikao.carrd.co/
check carrd for sources!
quote count: 322 / last updated: sept 15 2025
https://reikao.carrd.co/
Rei: ……♪
Kaoru: (Uwah, he's got a triumphant grin on his face. That's the look of a guy who's up to something. And he's staring right at me…)
Kaoru: (Uwah, he's got a triumphant grin on his face. That's the look of a guy who's up to something. And he's staring right at me…)
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Rei: ……♪
Kaoru: (Uwah, he's got a triumphant grin on his face. That's the look of a guy who's up to something. And he's staring right at me…)
Kaoru: (Uwah, he's got a triumphant grin on his face. That's the look of a guy who's up to something. And he's staring right at me…)
(I don't think this is the time for analysis, I'm not Rei-kun anyway — am I under his bad influence?)
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
(I don't think this is the time for analysis, I'm not Rei-kun anyway — am I under his bad influence?)
No matter when, no matter where; I want you to remain full of that human-like brilliance, Kaoru-kun. To always be showering your surroundings in a love that a beast could never hold.
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
No matter when, no matter where; I want you to remain full of that human-like brilliance, Kaoru-kun. To always be showering your surroundings in a love that a beast could never hold.
Eh? Why do you look so miserable, Sakuma-san? Did I say something bad, or... ?
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Eh? Why do you look so miserable, Sakuma-san? Did I say something bad, or... ?
I don't like asking Rei-kun for favors much since I feel bad, but... it's nice, isn't it. Anytime I'm careless about something unremarkable he's there for me. We help each other when we need it, give-or-take.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I don't like asking Rei-kun for favors much since I feel bad, but... it's nice, isn't it. Anytime I'm careless about something unremarkable he's there for me. We help each other when we need it, give-or-take.
I think the way you’ve been treating me like a child is rude, Sakuma-san. Nevermind all that, let’s just start our practice.
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I think the way you’ve been treating me like a child is rude, Sakuma-san. Nevermind all that, let’s just start our practice.
Adonis: Sakuma-senpai, you have a special relationship with Hakaze-senpai. How would you cheer him up?
Rei: That's right… Unlike you, I'm an adult. If it were me, I would soothe him with my adult charm.
Adonis: And that is, specifically…?
Rei: …it's a secret to children ☆
Rei: That's right… Unlike you, I'm an adult. If it were me, I would soothe him with my adult charm.
Adonis: And that is, specifically…?
Rei: …it's a secret to children ☆
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Adonis: Sakuma-senpai, you have a special relationship with Hakaze-senpai. How would you cheer him up?
Rei: That's right… Unlike you, I'm an adult. If it were me, I would soothe him with my adult charm.
Adonis: And that is, specifically…?
Rei: …it's a secret to children ☆
Rei: That's right… Unlike you, I'm an adult. If it were me, I would soothe him with my adult charm.
Adonis: And that is, specifically…?
Rei: …it's a secret to children ☆
Rei-kun... ahaha. Of course all you ordered was prosciutto and melons.
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Rei-kun... ahaha. Of course all you ordered was prosciutto and melons.
…They’re cute, aren’t they, Sakuma-san. Those kids.
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
…They’re cute, aren’t they, Sakuma-san. Those kids.
(I don't think this is the time for analysis, I'm not Rei-kun anyway — am I under his bad influence?)
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
(I don't think this is the time for analysis, I'm not Rei-kun anyway — am I under his bad influence?)
Oh, come now. Let's be friends everlasting, Kaoru-kun. If the undead were to lose one of their rank, it'd eventually become a sad affair with no one to talk to. ♪
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Oh, come now. Let's be friends everlasting, Kaoru-kun. If the undead were to lose one of their rank, it'd eventually become a sad affair with no one to talk to. ♪
Rei: I'm a young Idol with no authority, how could I do such a devilish thing as manipulate people?
Kaoru: Ahaha. But that's exactly what makes you Rei Sakuma ♪
Rei: Mhm. And you are Kaoru Hakaze, who knew all of my dreadful sides yet still chose to stand beside me on stage ♪
Kaoru: Ahaha. But that's exactly what makes you Rei Sakuma ♪
Rei: Mhm. And you are Kaoru Hakaze, who knew all of my dreadful sides yet still chose to stand beside me on stage ♪
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Rei: I'm a young Idol with no authority, how could I do such a devilish thing as manipulate people?
Kaoru: Ahaha. But that's exactly what makes you Rei Sakuma ♪
Rei: Mhm. And you are Kaoru Hakaze, who knew all of my dreadful sides yet still chose to stand beside me on stage ♪
Kaoru: Ahaha. But that's exactly what makes you Rei Sakuma ♪
Rei: Mhm. And you are Kaoru Hakaze, who knew all of my dreadful sides yet still chose to stand beside me on stage ♪
Hold it, Sakuma-san. Since when have you ever spoiled me? And it's not like I'm a drama queen or something, so could you quit it with the misleading statements?
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hold it, Sakuma-san. Since when have you ever spoiled me? And it's not like I'm a drama queen or something, so could you quit it with the misleading statements?
Sorry to keep you waiting, Sakuma-san ♪
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sorry to keep you waiting, Sakuma-san ♪
You heard him, Sakuma-san. Should we prepare to cry? Like, oooioioi ♪
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You heard him, Sakuma-san. Should we prepare to cry? Like, oooioioi ♪
O~ioioioi... Kaoru-ku~n...
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
O~ioioioi... Kaoru-ku~n...
The offer that came to us this time only asked for the two main stars of “UNDEAD”, meaning Sakuma-san and I.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The offer that came to us this time only asked for the two main stars of “UNDEAD”, meaning Sakuma-san and I.
Lately Kaoru-kun doesn’t need girls to be motivated to work hard, it has been a great help ♪
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Lately Kaoru-kun doesn’t need girls to be motivated to work hard, it has been a great help ♪
O~ioioioi... Kaoru-ku~n...
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
O~ioioioi... Kaoru-ku~n...
My, if it isn’t Kaoru-kun. What a coincidence meeting you here like this.
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My, if it isn’t Kaoru-kun. What a coincidence meeting you here like this.
I won't deny that you're unnecessarily beautiful, Sakuma-san.
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I won't deny that you're unnecessarily beautiful, Sakuma-san.
I heard a rumor that you were having difficulties with the ES project, Kaoru-kun. You do know that if you were struggling, you could have asked me for help, you heartless man.
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I heard a rumor that you were having difficulties with the ES project, Kaoru-kun. You do know that if you were struggling, you could have asked me for help, you heartless man.
Rei: That was a perfectly coordinated performance ♪
Kaoru: The title “Two Main Attractions” isn't just for show ♪
Kaoru: The title “Two Main Attractions” isn't just for show ♪
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Rei: That was a perfectly coordinated performance ♪
Kaoru: The title “Two Main Attractions” isn't just for show ♪
Kaoru: The title “Two Main Attractions” isn't just for show ♪
Don't be afraid, Kaoru-kun. Return to the room with us. I promise that I won't do anything to harm you... kukuku. ♪
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Don't be afraid, Kaoru-kun. Return to the room with us. I promise that I won't do anything to harm you... kukuku. ♪
Well our agency takes Rei-kun’s strange physical constitution into consideration, so all of our jobs end up being at night. If it were up to me, I’d want to have a normal “early to bed, early to rise” life, but…
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Well our agency takes Rei-kun’s strange physical constitution into consideration, so all of our jobs end up being at night. If it were up to me, I’d want to have a normal “early to bed, early to rise” life, but…