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Hold it, Sakuma-san. Since when have you ever spoiled me? And it's not like I'm a drama queen or something, so could you quit it with the misleading statements?
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hold it, Sakuma-san. Since when have you ever spoiled me? And it's not like I'm a drama queen or something, so could you quit it with the misleading statements?
Sorry to keep you waiting, Sakuma-san ♪
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sorry to keep you waiting, Sakuma-san ♪
You heard him, Sakuma-san. Should we prepare to cry? Like, oooioioi ♪
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You heard him, Sakuma-san. Should we prepare to cry? Like, oooioioi ♪
O~ioioioi... Kaoru-ku~n...
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
O~ioioioi... Kaoru-ku~n...
The offer that came to us this time only asked for the two main stars of “UNDEAD”, meaning Sakuma-san and I.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The offer that came to us this time only asked for the two main stars of “UNDEAD”, meaning Sakuma-san and I.
Lately Kaoru-kun doesn’t need girls to be motivated to work hard, it has been a great help ♪
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Lately Kaoru-kun doesn’t need girls to be motivated to work hard, it has been a great help ♪
O~ioioioi... Kaoru-ku~n...
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
O~ioioioi... Kaoru-ku~n...
My, if it isn’t Kaoru-kun. What a coincidence meeting you here like this.
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My, if it isn’t Kaoru-kun. What a coincidence meeting you here like this.
I won't deny that you're unnecessarily beautiful, Sakuma-san.
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I won't deny that you're unnecessarily beautiful, Sakuma-san.
I heard a rumor that you were having difficulties with the ES project, Kaoru-kun. You do know that if you were struggling, you could have asked me for help, you heartless man.
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I heard a rumor that you were having difficulties with the ES project, Kaoru-kun. You do know that if you were struggling, you could have asked me for help, you heartless man.
Rei: That was a perfectly coordinated performance ♪
Kaoru: The title “Two Main Attractions” isn't just for show ♪
Kaoru: The title “Two Main Attractions” isn't just for show ♪
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Rei: That was a perfectly coordinated performance ♪
Kaoru: The title “Two Main Attractions” isn't just for show ♪
Kaoru: The title “Two Main Attractions” isn't just for show ♪
Don't be afraid, Kaoru-kun. Return to the room with us. I promise that I won't do anything to harm you... kukuku. ♪
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Don't be afraid, Kaoru-kun. Return to the room with us. I promise that I won't do anything to harm you... kukuku. ♪
Well our agency takes Rei-kun’s strange physical constitution into consideration, so all of our jobs end up being at night. If it were up to me, I’d want to have a normal “early to bed, early to rise” life, but…
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Well our agency takes Rei-kun’s strange physical constitution into consideration, so all of our jobs end up being at night. If it were up to me, I’d want to have a normal “early to bed, early to rise” life, but…
Fufu, you are being severely reprimanded, are you not, Kaoru-kun? But well, self-reflection is necessary. You as well, it would be good for you to try to search your heart for matters other than love once in a while...♪
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fufu, you are being severely reprimanded, are you not, Kaoru-kun? But well, self-reflection is necessary. You as well, it would be good for you to try to search your heart for matters other than love once in a while...♪
Come, Kaoru-kun. It is best you work once in awhile.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Come, Kaoru-kun. It is best you work once in awhile.
Wh-, stopstopstop! You said you wouldn’t bite, Sakuma-san!
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Wh-, stopstopstop! You said you wouldn’t bite, Sakuma-san!
Kaoru: Rei-kun, Rei-kun. Our newest song is finished. I got my hands on a demo version because I wanted to listen to it immediately ♪
Rei: You are certainly enthusiastic, Kaoru-kun. Well then, since you brought it here, let us listen to it right away.
Rei: You are certainly enthusiastic, Kaoru-kun. Well then, since you brought it here, let us listen to it right away.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Kaoru: Rei-kun, Rei-kun. Our newest song is finished. I got my hands on a demo version because I wanted to listen to it immediately ♪
Rei: You are certainly enthusiastic, Kaoru-kun. Well then, since you brought it here, let us listen to it right away.
Rei: You are certainly enthusiastic, Kaoru-kun. Well then, since you brought it here, let us listen to it right away.
Ahahah. Hearing that Sakuma-san's “asleep in the coffin” isn't even a shock now, huh. Though most just need one look to see that it's totally weird.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ahahah. Hearing that Sakuma-san's “asleep in the coffin” isn't even a shock now, huh. Though most just need one look to see that it's totally weird.
It seems like Kaoru-kun won't be making it to practice...
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It seems like Kaoru-kun won't be making it to practice...
Phew, it's finally starting to cool down, huh? Looks like it's time to go wake up Rei-kun and get ready for work.
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Phew, it's finally starting to cool down, huh? Looks like it's time to go wake up Rei-kun and get ready for work.
Sakuma-san, you should come on out instead of staying cooped up in your coffin.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sakuma-san, you should come on out instead of staying cooped up in your coffin.
Sweet talk? That doesn’t suit your style, Sakuma-san.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sweet talk? That doesn’t suit your style, Sakuma-san.
Someone who acts with good intentions 100% of the time is only a lump of goodwill, not even a human being, you know? You've become a human, Rei-kun, so that's alright.
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Someone who acts with good intentions 100% of the time is only a lump of goodwill, not even a human being, you know? You've become a human, Rei-kun, so that's alright.
You want to provide happy laughter for everyone, right? That’s what we’re always doing… isn’t that right, Sakuma-san?
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You want to provide happy laughter for everyone, right? That’s what we’re always doing… isn’t that right, Sakuma-san?
If Sakuma-san gets on stage it'll pull in a bunch of guests... and big profits too.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If Sakuma-san gets on stage it'll pull in a bunch of guests... and big profits too.