Like I don't think I could sell #HelluvaBoss any harder but I'll try:

Take a voice cast full of Theatre Brats, add 2 parts insane Black Comedy that's like Courage the Cowardly Dog with a TV-MA rating, add 3 parts crushing LGBT-centric relationship drama AND THEN MAKE IT A GODDAMN MUSICAL.

I vote we ask Mace if she thinks the Gaetz ethics report should be released every time she spouts her bathroom bullshit.

Do it until her head explodes, Scanners-style.

This. This one is not a professional. A pro would’ve done more than use a silencer.

Not even! Forensic Files, here.

And if there’s one thing I’ve learned in doing so, it’s that most criminals are really fucking stupid and it’s a matter of making enough mistakes and having law enforcement be persistent as fuck.

To be fair, I watch a LOOOOOOOOOOT of true crime docs.

I think. Either way just bring a really big thermos if you need your pre-murder java that bad. This is…not the professional we all thought lol. No pro would’ve a) taken his mask off and b) rented a city-owned bike as a getaway.

I’m a certified Starbucks hoe and even I would have brewed my own at home that morning lmao

I laugh hysterically whether it's Cyber Saturday or not.

Yeah. Got a very nice Black Friday deal. Keeping the other laptop as a backup.