Regina “Cult Whisperer” Calabrese
@reginacalabrese.bsky.social
Your Cool Gay Aunt. Friendly Neighborhood Cult Whisperer. Unashamed metalhead. Speaks fluent TV Tropes. Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin. 🏳️🌈✡️
Pinned
a man in a military uniform is eating a large bag of popcorn while holding a cup of pepsi .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is eating a large bag of popcorn while holding a cup of pepsi .
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Me the next 4 years watching white gentiles get what they voted for:
All these girls looking all cute and cozy in flannel while I look like a lumberjack who misplaced my ax.
March 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
All these girls looking all cute and cozy in flannel while I look like a lumberjack who misplaced my ax.
Re: #HelluvaBoss
Me: Is it just me or do Stella and Andrealphus have big Jaime/Cersei energy?
Bestie: Andrealphus?
Me: The guy who looks like Evil Bird Elsa
Bestie: Oh. Yep, not just you. Watching them flirting over tea like 🎶Do you wanna fuck your sisteeeeer?🎶
Me: *SPITS COFFEE EVERYGODDAMNWHERE*
Me: Is it just me or do Stella and Andrealphus have big Jaime/Cersei energy?
Bestie: Andrealphus?
Me: The guy who looks like Evil Bird Elsa
Bestie: Oh. Yep, not just you. Watching them flirting over tea like 🎶Do you wanna fuck your sisteeeeer?🎶
Me: *SPITS COFFEE EVERYGODDAMNWHERE*
January 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Re: #HelluvaBoss
Me: Is it just me or do Stella and Andrealphus have big Jaime/Cersei energy?
Bestie: Andrealphus?
Me: The guy who looks like Evil Bird Elsa
Bestie: Oh. Yep, not just you. Watching them flirting over tea like 🎶Do you wanna fuck your sisteeeeer?🎶
Me: *SPITS COFFEE EVERYGODDAMNWHERE*
Me: Is it just me or do Stella and Andrealphus have big Jaime/Cersei energy?
Bestie: Andrealphus?
Me: The guy who looks like Evil Bird Elsa
Bestie: Oh. Yep, not just you. Watching them flirting over tea like 🎶Do you wanna fuck your sisteeeeer?🎶
Me: *SPITS COFFEE EVERYGODDAMNWHERE*
Honestly I’m just in abject awe of @andrewunderberg.bsky.social and @samhaft.com. Between #HazbinHotel and #HelluvaBoss EVERY. SONG. IS AN ABSOLUTE BANGER. Special attention to “2 Minutes Notice” and “Hell Is Forever.”
Can’t wait to rock out to future seasons of each show.
Can’t wait to rock out to future seasons of each show.
January 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Honestly I’m just in abject awe of @andrewunderberg.bsky.social and @samhaft.com. Between #HazbinHotel and #HelluvaBoss EVERY. SONG. IS AN ABSOLUTE BANGER. Special attention to “2 Minutes Notice” and “Hell Is Forever.”
Can’t wait to rock out to future seasons of each show.
Can’t wait to rock out to future seasons of each show.
SPECTACULARLY LATE TO THE @vivziepop.bsky.social PARTY but lemme just say #HelluvaBoss is gonna break me into microscopic pieces by the time it's over.
Vivzie has Mood Whiplash down to an art form.
Vivzie has Mood Whiplash down to an art form.
December 31, 2024 at 4:56 AM
SPECTACULARLY LATE TO THE @vivziepop.bsky.social PARTY but lemme just say #HelluvaBoss is gonna break me into microscopic pieces by the time it's over.
Vivzie has Mood Whiplash down to an art form.
Vivzie has Mood Whiplash down to an art form.
Nobody: ...
Not a Soul: ...
Me at 3AM: HÉRA KICKED WULF'S ASS IN A FUCKING WEDDING GOWN AND BROKE HIS NECK WITH A SHIELD!
#WarOfTheRohirrim
Not a Soul: ...
Me at 3AM: HÉRA KICKED WULF'S ASS IN A FUCKING WEDDING GOWN AND BROKE HIS NECK WITH A SHIELD!
#WarOfTheRohirrim
December 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Nobody: ...
Not a Soul: ...
Me at 3AM: HÉRA KICKED WULF'S ASS IN A FUCKING WEDDING GOWN AND BROKE HIS NECK WITH A SHIELD!
#WarOfTheRohirrim
Not a Soul: ...
Me at 3AM: HÉRA KICKED WULF'S ASS IN A FUCKING WEDDING GOWN AND BROKE HIS NECK WITH A SHIELD!
#WarOfTheRohirrim
BRB changing my middle name to “Extra AF”
@nypoliticalmom.bsky.social
@nypoliticalmom.bsky.social
December 22, 2024 at 4:42 AM
BRB changing my middle name to “Extra AF”
@nypoliticalmom.bsky.social
@nypoliticalmom.bsky.social
It will never stop amusing me that hard right types think societal collapse means they’ll be dragons atop a hoard of gold pieces.
Bitch you’ll be hunted for meat.
Bitch you’ll be hunted for meat.
December 18, 2024 at 11:37 PM
It will never stop amusing me that hard right types think societal collapse means they’ll be dragons atop a hoard of gold pieces.
Bitch you’ll be hunted for meat.
Bitch you’ll be hunted for meat.
December 12, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Fun fact, tradwives:
Your man didn't actually want a tradwife. He wanted a fiery independent woman to break into a tradwife. And now he's bored and looking for the next one to break while he draws up divorce papers and leaves you with nothing.
Or plans to kill you.
Your man didn't actually want a tradwife. He wanted a fiery independent woman to break into a tradwife. And now he's bored and looking for the next one to break while he draws up divorce papers and leaves you with nothing.
Or plans to kill you.
December 8, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Fun fact, tradwives:
Your man didn't actually want a tradwife. He wanted a fiery independent woman to break into a tradwife. And now he's bored and looking for the next one to break while he draws up divorce papers and leaves you with nothing.
Or plans to kill you.
Your man didn't actually want a tradwife. He wanted a fiery independent woman to break into a tradwife. And now he's bored and looking for the next one to break while he draws up divorce papers and leaves you with nothing.
Or plans to kill you.
PSA: lesbians aren’t trying to steal your girl, folks.
We had no idea your girl was flirting with us until 2 hours after we get home.
We had no idea your girl was flirting with us until 2 hours after we get home.
December 3, 2024 at 7:12 PM
PSA: lesbians aren’t trying to steal your girl, folks.
We had no idea your girl was flirting with us until 2 hours after we get home.
We had no idea your girl was flirting with us until 2 hours after we get home.
“But you need ID for everything else, why not voting?”
Honey, I walked around with expired ID for a whole-ass YEAR and only figured it out when I got sick and tried to buy the good cold medicine.
And I’m WHITE.
Honey, I walked around with expired ID for a whole-ass YEAR and only figured it out when I got sick and tried to buy the good cold medicine.
And I’m WHITE.
November 30, 2024 at 4:14 PM
“But you need ID for everything else, why not voting?”
Honey, I walked around with expired ID for a whole-ass YEAR and only figured it out when I got sick and tried to buy the good cold medicine.
And I’m WHITE.
Honey, I walked around with expired ID for a whole-ass YEAR and only figured it out when I got sick and tried to buy the good cold medicine.
And I’m WHITE.
Me watching The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker on Netflix wondering how I went through all of 2013 without ever hearing about a supposedly viral sensation.
But then I remember I have no fucking clue who Chappell Roan is and thought it was a new horse color breed.
But then I remember I have no fucking clue who Chappell Roan is and thought it was a new horse color breed.
November 27, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Me watching The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker on Netflix wondering how I went through all of 2013 without ever hearing about a supposedly viral sensation.
But then I remember I have no fucking clue who Chappell Roan is and thought it was a new horse color breed.
But then I remember I have no fucking clue who Chappell Roan is and thought it was a new horse color breed.
Your daily reminder that Nazi Germany was just Jim Crow in lederhosen.
November 27, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Your daily reminder that Nazi Germany was just Jim Crow in lederhosen.
Extra AF today. @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Extra AF today. @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social
Setting up the new laptop. If anybody needs me I’ll be shotgunning bourbon-flavored coffee since I can’t have the real thing.
November 24, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Setting up the new laptop. If anybody needs me I’ll be shotgunning bourbon-flavored coffee since I can’t have the real thing.
I’m replacing my 3-year-old laptop next week because I do NOT want the damn thing to crash in the middle of the bum’s tariff shit.
November 23, 2024 at 6:12 AM
I’m replacing my 3-year-old laptop next week because I do NOT want the damn thing to crash in the middle of the bum’s tariff shit.
She gets tired watching me wreck my shit apparently. @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 4:12 AM
She gets tired watching me wreck my shit apparently. @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social
I vote we ask Mace if she thinks the Gaetz ethics report should be released every time she spouts her bathroom bullshit.
Do it until her head explodes, Scanners-style.
Do it until her head explodes, Scanners-style.
November 22, 2024 at 12:58 AM
I vote we ask Mace if she thinks the Gaetz ethics report should be released every time she spouts her bathroom bullshit.
Do it until her head explodes, Scanners-style.
Do it until her head explodes, Scanners-style.
Regina plays FFVI:
Figured out how to make Setzer useful enough to grind until level 50 or so.
1. Turn him into an Imp
2. Equip him with an Impartisan, Reed Cloak, Saucer, and Tortoise Shield
3. BEAT THE ALL HOLY SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING
Figured out how to make Setzer useful enough to grind until level 50 or so.
1. Turn him into an Imp
2. Equip him with an Impartisan, Reed Cloak, Saucer, and Tortoise Shield
3. BEAT THE ALL HOLY SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Regina plays FFVI:
Figured out how to make Setzer useful enough to grind until level 50 or so.
1. Turn him into an Imp
2. Equip him with an Impartisan, Reed Cloak, Saucer, and Tortoise Shield
3. BEAT THE ALL HOLY SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING
Figured out how to make Setzer useful enough to grind until level 50 or so.
1. Turn him into an Imp
2. Equip him with an Impartisan, Reed Cloak, Saucer, and Tortoise Shield
3. BEAT THE ALL HOLY SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING
Appetizers are fuckin' wild if you think too hard.
Would you eat a whole package of string cheese in one sitting? No? WHAT IF WE ROLLED THEM IN BREADCRUMBS, DEEP FRIED THEM, AND GAVE YOU DIPPING SAUCE?
Oh, now you're in?
Would you eat a whole package of string cheese in one sitting? No? WHAT IF WE ROLLED THEM IN BREADCRUMBS, DEEP FRIED THEM, AND GAVE YOU DIPPING SAUCE?
Oh, now you're in?
November 21, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Appetizers are fuckin' wild if you think too hard.
Would you eat a whole package of string cheese in one sitting? No? WHAT IF WE ROLLED THEM IN BREADCRUMBS, DEEP FRIED THEM, AND GAVE YOU DIPPING SAUCE?
Oh, now you're in?
Would you eat a whole package of string cheese in one sitting? No? WHAT IF WE ROLLED THEM IN BREADCRUMBS, DEEP FRIED THEM, AND GAVE YOU DIPPING SAUCE?
Oh, now you're in?
I feel like the only weirdo who is legit not expecting another election to even happen until after Trump dies.
November 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I feel like the only weirdo who is legit not expecting another election to even happen until after Trump dies.
When I die, shit I want:
1) ashes stored in a coffee can. Brand must be Chock Full o’ Nuts
2) the musician at some random point starts playing “Pop Goes the Weasel” in a loop until everyone stares at the closed casket in horror
3) throw the flowers from my casket to see who’s next
1) ashes stored in a coffee can. Brand must be Chock Full o’ Nuts
2) the musician at some random point starts playing “Pop Goes the Weasel” in a loop until everyone stares at the closed casket in horror
3) throw the flowers from my casket to see who’s next
November 20, 2024 at 2:39 AM
When I die, shit I want:
1) ashes stored in a coffee can. Brand must be Chock Full o’ Nuts
2) the musician at some random point starts playing “Pop Goes the Weasel” in a loop until everyone stares at the closed casket in horror
3) throw the flowers from my casket to see who’s next
1) ashes stored in a coffee can. Brand must be Chock Full o’ Nuts
2) the musician at some random point starts playing “Pop Goes the Weasel” in a loop until everyone stares at the closed casket in horror
3) throw the flowers from my casket to see who’s next
Me the next 4 years watching white gentiles get what they voted for:
a man in a military uniform is eating a large bag of popcorn while holding a cup of pepsi .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is eating a large bag of popcorn while holding a cup of pepsi .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Me the next 4 years watching white gentiles get what they voted for:
When you grow up both LGBT and of Jewish ancestry in a country whose whole identity was founded on hating both of those things, literally nothing shocks you.
I've known there's no bottom since I was called the k-slur before I was 12.
I've known there's no bottom since I was called the k-slur before I was 12.
November 19, 2024 at 4:41 PM
When you grow up both LGBT and of Jewish ancestry in a country whose whole identity was founded on hating both of those things, literally nothing shocks you.
I've known there's no bottom since I was called the k-slur before I was 12.
I've known there's no bottom since I was called the k-slur before I was 12.