Regi
@regibrittain.bsky.social
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Regi
@regibrittain.bsky.social
· Jan 24
This is my first "skytweet" or "blue post" or whatever. It ought to be profound, but instead, it's this.
Bring back Kilmar Abrego Garcia!
Bring everyone back from El Salvador!
Due process for all!
Bring everyone back from El Salvador!
Due process for all!
April 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Bring back Kilmar Abrego Garcia!
Bring everyone back from El Salvador!
Due process for all!
Bring everyone back from El Salvador!
Due process for all!
"designated terrorists" 🙄
March 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"designated terrorists" 🙄
Elon called it the Cybertruck because Pinto wasn't available.
March 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Elon called it the Cybertruck because Pinto wasn't available.
Elon's rockets explode. His cars spontaneously combust. His stock price is getting torched. And today his social media platform is an unmitigated dumpster fire!
Clearly, he should be running our federal government.
Clearly, he should be running our federal government.
March 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Elon's rockets explode. His cars spontaneously combust. His stock price is getting torched. And today his social media platform is an unmitigated dumpster fire!
Clearly, he should be running our federal government.
Clearly, he should be running our federal government.
Trump cries, "NO MASKS," behind orange clown makeup.
March 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Trump cries, "NO MASKS," behind orange clown makeup.
Trump and Vance weren't solely berating Zelenskyy. They were shouting in denial of reality.
February 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Trump and Vance weren't solely berating Zelenskyy. They were shouting in denial of reality.
There's no way this Keanu Reeves account that just followed me is fake, right? Right?!
February 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
There's no way this Keanu Reeves account that just followed me is fake, right? Right?!
The name clearly gives it away. It's a cheese!
If we’re going to war, fine. Let’s go to war.
Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?
Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?
February 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The name clearly gives it away. It's a cheese!
The only king I acknowledge sells Whoppers.
February 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The only king I acknowledge sells Whoppers.
When you're behind someone who drives slower than your slow ass can run! 🫤
February 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
When you're behind someone who drives slower than your slow ass can run! 🫤
How's your constitutional crisis going?
February 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
How's your constitutional crisis going?
After tonight, Drake's gonna go full MAGA.
February 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
After tonight, Drake's gonna go full MAGA.
This Super Bowl, I photobombed my wife.
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This Super Bowl, I photobombed my wife.
Per my sources among the rabble, it seems this Mahomes fellow is quite smashing at achieving touchgoals.
February 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Per my sources among the rabble, it seems this Mahomes fellow is quite smashing at achieving touchgoals.
I get followed by a "hilarious" amount of sexbots.
February 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I get followed by a "hilarious" amount of sexbots.
They say broligarchy. I say assholestocracy.
February 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
They say broligarchy. I say assholestocracy.
Apocalypse movies ain't got nothing on our current timeline! 😕
February 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Apocalypse movies ain't got nothing on our current timeline! 😕
What's JD Vance up to these days? Just sitting over at the Naval Observatory color-sorting sticky notes?
February 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
What's JD Vance up to these days? Just sitting over at the Naval Observatory color-sorting sticky notes?
Send him to Mars already!
February 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Send him to Mars already!
What are we gonna do when Elon and his band of YA, wannabe broligarchs try to blockchain our elections?!
February 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What are we gonna do when Elon and his band of YA, wannabe broligarchs try to blockchain our elections?!
They call it late-stage capitalist plutocracy.
I call it icky!
I call it icky!
February 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
They call it late-stage capitalist plutocracy.
I call it icky!
I call it icky!
Down the street from me, the place that used to be a Pizza Hut that used to be a Quizno's and also used to be an I 🤍 Mac & Cheese will soon reopen as a Firehouse Subs.
I wonder what it will be next year?!
I wonder what it will be next year?!
February 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Down the street from me, the place that used to be a Pizza Hut that used to be a Quizno's and also used to be an I 🤍 Mac & Cheese will soon reopen as a Firehouse Subs.
I wonder what it will be next year?!
I wonder what it will be next year?!