"Her? Heh. That's 'Angelshark', our navy's ace submarine pilot. Last patrol she managed to evade detection from non-hostiles by taking her hands off the Xbox controller and staying still. The eyepatch is 'cause she has conjunctivitis from-

Yes, I KNOW the mech pilots are all dying in real battles."

Mech Ace, callsign “LONE STAR”.
Air Ace, callsign “HUMMINGBIRD”. Submarine Ace, callsign “ANGELSHARK”.

We brought together the three top pilots from each branch of our glorious military, and the conversation which followed was extremely disappointing.