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Reese Golchin
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@calm.com Hey friends, thanks for being there 1,500 days in a row. More to come! 🧘🏻‍♂️
August 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Been a minute, but I thought I’d share about the sign I held at our #NoKings rally recently.
June 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Trump= Pinochet
March 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
In these days of uncertainty and chaos, having @calm.com to meditate with each day has been helpful. Thanks for being there 1,300 days in a row. 🧎🏻
January 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Phase 2
December 22, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I’m cooking while drunk.
December 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Merry Christmas from our Golden Stella. 😍
December 20, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Reese’s Book Club recommendation!! (but from me, not Reese Witherspoon)
December 15, 2024 at 4:12 PM
It’s a brutal day in a person’s life when the sudden, inarguable truth hits that you’ll NEVER be as cool as Lenny Kravitz.
December 14, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Crazy shit got you down? Listen to this, it cures a lot, no prescription needed. 👍🏼
December 11, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I’ve been hoping for a sign, something post-our election to give me the hope I needed to get off the mat.

Then Syria happened.

🇸🇾 🇺🇦
December 10, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Jeezus, what an insufferable fucking twat! Jonathan Chait and @theatlantic.com corner the market on elitist, out of touch bullshit that helped us lose an election to a convicted felon who will give pardons to criminals as though they’re cookies.

Suck a dick!

#Biden #Pardon
December 2, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Go get a turkey baster. You only really need it once a year and Wednesday night you’re gonna realize you either don’t have one, had one but it broke or lost one in a move.

Trust me, get one.
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
@calm.com Hey friends, my streak hit a nice symmetry no?
November 23, 2024 at 11:17 AM
“Let’s beat up the weaker kids!” 🤦🏻‍♂️
November 21, 2024 at 2:54 PM
I can take a Monday with a slow rolling fog, so long as this guy’s with me.
November 18, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Sometimes, doing the small things make the biggest impact. At least I’m hoping it does.
November 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM
MAGA, pearl clutching since 2015.
October 31, 2024 at 7:35 PM
We are NOT going the fuck BACK!! #Kamala
October 24, 2024 at 2:04 PM
This is how we’re gonna win
October 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM
😂😂😂
October 12, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Harris/Walz for North Carolina.
October 12, 2024 at 3:29 PM
No, wait, don’t leave just yet!! I’ve got another keg coming and the band will be here any minute!!
October 11, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Mallory McMorrow is a national treasure.
October 11, 2024 at 12:11 AM
What up, fam!
October 10, 2024 at 5:41 PM