Reese Golchin
@reesegolchin.bsky.social
🐾 lover
reliable friend
shitty 🏌🏻
no DM’s unless requested
☮️❤️🎥⚽️🌊🏳️🌈🦮
reliable friend
shitty 🏌🏻
no DM’s unless requested
☮️❤️🎥⚽️🌊🏳️🌈🦮
Hey Hulu, I don’t have
eczema. Please stop trying to sell me eczema medicine. Kthanksbye.
eczema. Please stop trying to sell me eczema medicine. Kthanksbye.
February 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hey Hulu, I don’t have
eczema. Please stop trying to sell me eczema medicine. Kthanksbye.
eczema. Please stop trying to sell me eczema medicine. Kthanksbye.
Watching Chelsea struggle against Brighton in FA Cup was not how I planned on spending my Saturday. 🤬
February 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Watching Chelsea struggle against Brighton in FA Cup was not how I planned on spending my Saturday. 🤬
Been, I dunno, don’t wanna say “laying low” but for lack of two better words, since the election. But this Kennedy Center business has me so fucking fired up This low-rent, Discount Mussolini is gonna try to clean his image, his heritage, to make himself Kennedyesque with this move. and FUCK THAT!
February 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Been, I dunno, don’t wanna say “laying low” but for lack of two better words, since the election. But this Kennedy Center business has me so fucking fired up This low-rent, Discount Mussolini is gonna try to clean his image, his heritage, to make himself Kennedyesque with this move. and FUCK THAT!
In these days of uncertainty and chaos, having @calm.com to meditate with each day has been helpful. Thanks for being there 1,300 days in a row. 🧎🏻
January 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
In these days of uncertainty and chaos, having @calm.com to meditate with each day has been helpful. Thanks for being there 1,300 days in a row. 🧎🏻
Anyone wanting actual information about the fires in So. California without any misinformation, you can find it here. gavinnewsom.com/california-f...
California Fire Facts | Governor Gavin Newsom
Get the facts about the Los Angeles fires.
gavinnewsom.com
January 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Anyone wanting actual information about the fires in So. California without any misinformation, you can find it here. gavinnewsom.com/california-f...
I’m cooking while drunk.
December 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I’m cooking while drunk.
Merry Christmas from our Golden Stella. 😍
December 20, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Merry Christmas from our Golden Stella. 😍
Reese’s Book Club recommendation!! (but from me, not Reese Witherspoon)
December 15, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Reese’s Book Club recommendation!! (but from me, not Reese Witherspoon)
It’s a brutal day in a person’s life when the sudden, inarguable truth hits that you’ll NEVER be as cool as Lenny Kravitz.
December 14, 2024 at 4:05 PM
It’s a brutal day in a person’s life when the sudden, inarguable truth hits that you’ll NEVER be as cool as Lenny Kravitz.
Crazy shit got you down? Listen to this, it cures a lot, no prescription needed. 👍🏼
December 11, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Crazy shit got you down? Listen to this, it cures a lot, no prescription needed. 👍🏼
I’ve been hoping for a sign, something post-our election to give me the hope I needed to get off the mat.
Then Syria happened.
🇸🇾 🇺🇦
Then Syria happened.
🇸🇾 🇺🇦
December 10, 2024 at 2:51 PM
I’ve been hoping for a sign, something post-our election to give me the hope I needed to get off the mat.
Then Syria happened.
🇸🇾 🇺🇦
Then Syria happened.
🇸🇾 🇺🇦
Congrats to LA Galaxy on their MLS Cup Championship. Got another ⭐️ on their kit, great job.
December 7, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Congrats to LA Galaxy on their MLS Cup Championship. Got another ⭐️ on their kit, great job.
all
fucking
day!!!
fucking
day!!!
TRUMP: I’m going to use the FBI illegally to go after my political enemies!
BIDEN: Um, I guess I’ll pardon my son then because fuck that.
MEDIA: Biden is breaking norms!
BIDEN: Um, I guess I’ll pardon my son then because fuck that.
MEDIA: Biden is breaking norms!
December 4, 2024 at 1:29 PM
all
fucking
day!!!
fucking
day!!!
If freedom isn’t free, then we must be willing participants. I’m planting my flag in this today, here, now.
I’ll be in the streets if necessary.
I’ll be in the streets if necessary.
The reason the coup attempt in South Korea failed as quickly as it did is because South Koreans immediately rushed to the streets to say “we won’t let you do that” and force the military to decide whether they’d shoot their fellow citizens or not.
Important for us remember over the next 4 years.
Important for us remember over the next 4 years.
December 4, 2024 at 1:29 PM
If freedom isn’t free, then we must be willing participants. I’m planting my flag in this today, here, now.
I’ll be in the streets if necessary.
I’ll be in the streets if necessary.
Jeezus, what an insufferable fucking twat! Jonathan Chait and @theatlantic.com corner the market on elitist, out of touch bullshit that helped us lose an election to a convicted felon who will give pardons to criminals as though they’re cookies.
Suck a dick!
#Biden #Pardon
Suck a dick!
#Biden #Pardon
December 2, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Jeezus, what an insufferable fucking twat! Jonathan Chait and @theatlantic.com corner the market on elitist, out of touch bullshit that helped us lose an election to a convicted felon who will give pardons to criminals as though they’re cookies.
Suck a dick!
#Biden #Pardon
Suck a dick!
#Biden #Pardon
One of my ALL TIME favorite social handles is following a brother! Thanks @tastyofficial.bsky.social, I’ll try not to bore you to tears whilst stealing every delicious recipe you post.
December 1, 2024 at 1:31 PM
One of my ALL TIME favorite social handles is following a brother! Thanks @tastyofficial.bsky.social, I’ll try not to bore you to tears whilst stealing every delicious recipe you post.
I’m watching a SportsCenter highlights on the Georgia v Georgia Tech football game and someone is going to have to explain overtime scoring rules in #collegefootball because none of this makes sense.
November 30, 2024 at 11:46 AM
I’m watching a SportsCenter highlights on the Georgia v Georgia Tech football game and someone is going to have to explain overtime scoring rules in #collegefootball because none of this makes sense.
I
ate
too
MUUUUUCH!
ate
too
MUUUUUCH!
a man is standing in a kitchen with a turkey on the counter and says these are my thanksgiving pants .
Alt: Joey from FRIENDS standing in a kitchen with a turkey on the counter saying “these are my thanksgiving pants” while pulling on the stretchy band at the waist.
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I
ate
too
MUUUUUCH!
ate
too
MUUUUUCH!
An important thing to remember this Thanksgiving and, quite frankly, the next four years beginning Jan 20, 2025.
Esteban spent hours trudging through muddy, wet fields cutting pumpkin vines. Despite the exhausting work and difficult conditions workers typically earn minimum wage. This #Thanksgiving remember the hard work behind the pumpkin pie on your table. #WeFeedYou
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 PM
An important thing to remember this Thanksgiving and, quite frankly, the next four years beginning Jan 20, 2025.
Go get a turkey baster. You only really need it once a year and Wednesday night you’re gonna realize you either don’t have one, had one but it broke or lost one in a move.
Trust me, get one.
Trust me, get one.
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Go get a turkey baster. You only really need it once a year and Wednesday night you’re gonna realize you either don’t have one, had one but it broke or lost one in a move.
Trust me, get one.
Trust me, get one.