‘Pretty sure it involves the sun making magic energy juice’ says someone who clearly has multiple panels on their roof

I can see that. It’s low key cruel to not have something in an east-facing bedroom no matter how ugly it looks IMO

Minimalist and aesthetically pleasing window treatments cost a small fortune so not surprised if someone not actually going to live there they’re like ‘nope’ you’ll figure it out

But did you also get an ice coffee so big you can basically swim in it?

Relate. I’m a sucker for sour patch and they get stuck easily half the time

Good read! I enjoyed that one

Agree with nearly all of these but would add Forrest Gump, The Dark Knight, and Amelie

not a book writer but in video storytelling, what I find helps is to zoom way out and chart the story. Map out key moments then overlay the buildup/drama that supports them. This helps you see the pacing. Sections that have neither key moments nor contributes to them are the first to cut down

That mustache is clearly where he hides all his secrets