oh to be perfect and normal in an unexplained black void

watching a newer movie online with a low resolution and pretending the digital fuzz is from using actual film. delusional lifestyle.

'stone cold' stone creamery, after stone cold steve austin buys an ice cream franchise.

hm. i mean we could've had a shorter broadcast, but okay mid bond tribute performances.

not one to make unsubstantiated claims but i have never had an iced coffee so big that i could not finish it so i don’t know if there is a volume of iced coffee that i could not drink

the streaming wars are out of control i'm watching a documentary on mailchimp

national holiday for annoying people (me) when the letterboxd wrapped hits today.

really feeling the lack of watchable movies in theatres this holiday season.

desperately checking both twitter and bluesky feeling like a feral animal that should probably be put down mercifully

imagine going to the gym and there’s someone on all fours galloping

Glad to see so many users moving here after accepting that Neopets is irredeemably lost to fascism

i'm so hungry for drama that doesn't involve me, i don't care if it happened 2 days ago or 200 hundred years ago,,, i'll be flipping through colonial letters like "bartholomew did not just talk shit about jedediah while he was sick with the whooping cough." smh 😔