Tyler Thurston
@reedthurston.bsky.social
I would’ve made such a lovely bride, what a shame I’m f*cked in the head 🤪
me in my team meeting announcing Hulk Hogan died
July 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
me in my team meeting announcing Hulk Hogan died
Hot water is out in my building
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hot water is out in my building
“We’ll put everything you actually need under lock and key. Then we hire one 17-year-old associate per store, and make him run laps while people press panic buttons for toilet paper. They’ll storm out in frustration, but they’ll be talking about us.”
July 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“We’ll put everything you actually need under lock and key. Then we hire one 17-year-old associate per store, and make him run laps while people press panic buttons for toilet paper. They’ll storm out in frustration, but they’ll be talking about us.”
“Donald Trump may have bombed Iran, but that’s nothing compared to the bomb I dropped when we released Original Sin…”
June 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Donald Trump may have bombed Iran, but that’s nothing compared to the bomb I dropped when we released Original Sin…”
and he’s having a parade for his birthday today
June 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
and he’s having a parade for his birthday today
Got bloodwork done earlier and they took SIX vials
where is a girlboss when you need her
where is a girlboss when you need her
May 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Got bloodwork done earlier and they took SIX vials
where is a girlboss when you need her
where is a girlboss when you need her
The world if straight people walked with a destination in mind
May 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The world if straight people walked with a destination in mind
Ah yes, the famous Winnipeg…Maple Leafs?
May 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ah yes, the famous Winnipeg…Maple Leafs?
feeling emotional, may have to watch my comfort perfect hour of television
April 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
feeling emotional, may have to watch my comfort perfect hour of television
what did he know when
April 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
what did he know when
BREAKING: Trump has announced a blanket 20% tariff on the Yellowjackets
April 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
BREAKING: Trump has announced a blanket 20% tariff on the Yellowjackets
get me to god’s country
April 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
get me to god’s country
White Lotus if there weren’t two storylines I don’t care about every season
March 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
White Lotus if there weren’t two storylines I don’t care about every season
me to Mother Nature when it’s 70 degrees in Chicago
March 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
me to Mother Nature when it’s 70 degrees in Chicago
guess which one of these had the Right outraged 🤔
March 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
guess which one of these had the Right outraged 🤔
nothing has aged me more than finding out Angelina from Scream 3 is his mother
March 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
nothing has aged me more than finding out Angelina from Scream 3 is his mother
The haters said I would still have to layer in spring.
And they were right. Honestly great call from the haters.
And they were right. Honestly great call from the haters.
March 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The haters said I would still have to layer in spring.
And they were right. Honestly great call from the haters.
And they were right. Honestly great call from the haters.
spiritually, these are sisters
March 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
spiritually, these are sisters
no, I will not be listening to that man address a joint session of Congress
March 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
no, I will not be listening to that man address a joint session of Congress
tomorrow, Trump will have known nothing about this phone call
he’ll have always thought Team USA was full of suckers and losers
he’ll have always thought Team USA was full of suckers and losers
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
tomorrow, Trump will have known nothing about this phone call
he’ll have always thought Team USA was full of suckers and losers
he’ll have always thought Team USA was full of suckers and losers
when me and six strangers are picked to live in a house, work together, and have our lives taped to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real:
February 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
when me and six strangers are picked to live in a house, work together, and have our lives taped to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real:
they want to be them so badly
February 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
they want to be them so badly