Tyler Thurston
@reedthurston.bsky.social
I would’ve made such a lovely bride, what a shame I’m f*cked in the head 🤪
Surely there is a middle ground temperature between Can’t Feel My Face and The Depths of Hell
July 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Surely there is a middle ground temperature between Can’t Feel My Face and The Depths of Hell
me in my team meeting announcing Hulk Hogan died
July 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
me in my team meeting announcing Hulk Hogan died
Hot water is out in my building
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hot water is out in my building
Just saw a “If you’re seeing this, post a picture of the early days with your love” from two months ago
July 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just saw a “If you’re seeing this, post a picture of the early days with your love” from two months ago
“We’ll put everything you actually need under lock and key. Then we hire one 17-year-old associate per store, and make him run laps while people press panic buttons for toilet paper. They’ll storm out in frustration, but they’ll be talking about us.”
July 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“We’ll put everything you actually need under lock and key. Then we hire one 17-year-old associate per store, and make him run laps while people press panic buttons for toilet paper. They’ll storm out in frustration, but they’ll be talking about us.”
wow can’t believe I have to work tomorrow, just like every Monday for the past 16 years smh
July 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
wow can’t believe I have to work tomorrow, just like every Monday for the past 16 years smh
“i asked chatgpt”
“i asked grok”
okay well i asked mary oliver and she said this is not what you were meant to do with your one wild and precious life
“i asked grok”
okay well i asked mary oliver and she said this is not what you were meant to do with your one wild and precious life
July 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“i asked chatgpt”
“i asked grok”
okay well i asked mary oliver and she said this is not what you were meant to do with your one wild and precious life
“i asked grok”
okay well i asked mary oliver and she said this is not what you were meant to do with your one wild and precious life
Probably shouldn’t have let 19-year-olds make cuts to the National Weather Service, just spitballing
July 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Probably shouldn’t have let 19-year-olds make cuts to the National Weather Service, just spitballing
Real talk though
When will a cute gay New Yorker rank me #1
When will a cute gay New Yorker rank me #1
June 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Real talk though
When will a cute gay New Yorker rank me #1
When will a cute gay New Yorker rank me #1
Living vicariously tonight as a Michelle Wu Stan 🫡
June 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Living vicariously tonight as a Michelle Wu Stan 🫡
“Donald Trump may have bombed Iran, but that’s nothing compared to the bomb I dropped when we released Original Sin…”
June 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Donald Trump may have bombed Iran, but that’s nothing compared to the bomb I dropped when we released Original Sin…”
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I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.
June 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.
and he’s having a parade for his birthday today
June 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
and he’s having a parade for his birthday today
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
If he admits election interference I am going to open mouth kiss each one of my friends
June 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If he admits election interference I am going to open mouth kiss each one of my friends
My breakups aren’t as messy as the one Trump and Elon are having
June 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My breakups aren’t as messy as the one Trump and Elon are having
Pride reminder: You cannot say you love someone and vote for politicians who wish to harm them 🌈
June 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Pride reminder: You cannot say you love someone and vote for politicians who wish to harm them 🌈
is the watermark here @ fruitsnacks
May 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
is the watermark here @ fruitsnacks
Got bloodwork done earlier and they took SIX vials
where is a girlboss when you need her
where is a girlboss when you need her
May 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Got bloodwork done earlier and they took SIX vials
where is a girlboss when you need her
where is a girlboss when you need her
I don’t mind traveling for work, yet approach entering my expense reports like I’ve been chosen to represent my district in The Hunger Games
May 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don’t mind traveling for work, yet approach entering my expense reports like I’ve been chosen to represent my district in The Hunger Games
The world if straight people walked with a destination in mind
May 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The world if straight people walked with a destination in mind
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First mayoral forum on the books
Someone threw in the question "What ward do you live in?"
Mayor Wu: Ward 18
Domingos DaRosa: 18
Josh Kraft: I’m embarrassed to say I don’t know
Alex Alex also didn't know
Wu leaned over to Kraft and held up 3 fingers, signifying Ward 3
Someone threw in the question "What ward do you live in?"
Mayor Wu: Ward 18
Domingos DaRosa: 18
Josh Kraft: I’m embarrassed to say I don’t know
Alex Alex also didn't know
Wu leaned over to Kraft and held up 3 fingers, signifying Ward 3
May 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
First mayoral forum on the books
Someone threw in the question "What ward do you live in?"
Mayor Wu: Ward 18
Domingos DaRosa: 18
Josh Kraft: I’m embarrassed to say I don’t know
Alex Alex also didn't know
Wu leaned over to Kraft and held up 3 fingers, signifying Ward 3
Someone threw in the question "What ward do you live in?"
Mayor Wu: Ward 18
Domingos DaRosa: 18
Josh Kraft: I’m embarrassed to say I don’t know
Alex Alex also didn't know
Wu leaned over to Kraft and held up 3 fingers, signifying Ward 3
new tattoo appointment booked ✅
May 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
new tattoo appointment booked ✅
Need all of my friends to conclave until they’ve found me a husband
May 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Need all of my friends to conclave until they’ve found me a husband
Playoff hockey is Cocomelon for my smooth baby brain
May 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Playoff hockey is Cocomelon for my smooth baby brain