Hi, Twitter's down so I can't tell any Magas that it's too bad their foul beast of a mother ever shit them out, so I came over here to stalk your timeline for a while.
You are always hilarious &/or spot on and I hope life goes well for you and this modern nightmare goes TF away.

Soon to be followed by "Office of Concentrated Housing."

It was running a couple hours ago but it's down again now.

'Bout lost my coffee over this one.

Yeah, I think Mel's taking some shit off in his little fantasy scenario also.

Noem is pure scum. She wants everyone to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps but her original farm family, the Arnolds, have received around $4 MILLION in farm subsidies from the government over the years, plus PPP forgiven loans.

It takes nothing to get me to swear on social media, or to insult those who are begging to be insulted, but it takes a lot to get me to just crawl around in the gutter.
With that in mind, how TF! is it possible for ALL the NYT reporters to simultaneously bury their heads in Trump's crotch?

With fries and a Coke.

No one wants to hear this, but Biden has had Covid at least 3 times. It messes with different people in different ways, but none of them are good for a person. I'd say Joe has the "brain fog," aka Covid-induced brain damage. Not "out of his head," but dramatically slower than he should be.

Each pardon should read: Though we are certain that this person has committed no crimes, we also realize that the Trump Administration is only interested in seeking revenge and causing harm to this person.

After reading this post, I just realized that "Felonious Chunk" would be a great nickname for the Orange Menace.

The linked account has been suspended apparently, so that's one small victory for decency.

I used to love eating "Potatoes O'Brien" until they jacked the price up almost 100%. So now I just nuke a spud, peel, cut, throw in a pan, sometimes add onions & peppers, but it tastes just fine compared to getting bent over (yes, figuratively) in the frozen food aisle.

I've never understood, and never will understand, how anyone, even the dullest, most gullible moron, could take even one look at, one listen to, Donald Trump and think that he's anything but the worst of undeserving scumbag inherited/scammed money. He REEKS of corruption & stupidity.

Yup. We need to all be Tom, Richard, Kyle, Lori, and any other Pettys we can think of.

Did you stop and restart your twitter account? Asking because twitter wants me to follow your account which has, like, 11 followers.

Since everything trump touches dies, maybe it's a good thing if dumbshit gets involved in crypto. Whatever it takes to finally rid the world of the modern-day tulip Ponzi scheme known as crypto.

Hi, from 8 minutes or so ago, I guess. 4:26 CST when I replied.