The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

America is under occupation by a president at war with the country, to enrich himself and his family. If Ukrainians can defiantly go about their lives, create joy where they can find it, then so can we.

Me: "I was going to follow you, but then you used that godawful term: 'based.' Stop, just stop."

What is it with Russia being such a perennial piece of shit? Are they jealous that the rest of the world isn't a drab frozen hell much of the year? They've had great writers, composers, dancers, whatnot, but, the czars sucked, the Soviet Union sucked, Putin blows goats. WTF?

Trump's win shows us who we really are: This article by professor Aaron W. Hughey is one of the most powerful and accurate post-election indictments of America you'll ever read. 😳👇

We can't really claim that Musk did nothing for Twitter but give it a new & phenomenally generic & stupid name.
We must also acknowledge that he made the rightwing dipshits who love using the words "fatties," "re*ard," and "fa**ot" feel at home. Good job goonball.

Jesus Crockpotting Christ, "Dr." Oz has several degrees, but I wouldn't let him operate on a splinter. Everything we've ever gone to the doc about will be a pre-existing condition, and we will be required to take 48 supplements/day from companies he's in bed with. He's TV tabloid trash.

If I haven't followed you back yet here, it's because of that one thing you did back in '87.
No, yeah, I'm just slow at some things.

Holy crap to hell, if you haven't seen Kristi Noem lately, it looks like she's had MORE major "work done." Posted last night on twitter with her sweet little granddaughter; the photos barely even look like Noem. She's addicted to facial surgery.

Hey, I don't want to hug or anything, but thanks a bunch to everyone I've followed here who has reposted other people I knew from twit-ster and some who I never heard of till now. Anyway, if that makes any sense, I followed a bunch of people you folks followed.

Glad I didn't do that while impaired.
Started bluesky, went back to my likes on twitter to look for people's links to their bluesky accounts, then back to blue to follow, then back to twitter, etc.
Made a profile, followed 1 assgob of people, posted my cat, went dark mode. Time for a break.

Well, that's a fucking thrill; I've already had to block 2 pornbots in my 1st hour of being on here.

I DO like things other than just books and cats, Bluesky.

Is there an icon that I can use that says: "Hey, I recognize you from twitter and can't remember if I followed you or not, but will follow for now, I might've muted or blocked if you badmouthed Garland though I mostly agree with you now; same for if you wanted Joe to drop out?"

I've never really cared for the "redstateboomer" handle; it's the same one from Musk's hellhole just so my few followers from there can find me here. I picked it originally for the same reason I pick every username ever: because I was in some big damn hurry to get started.

My cat thinks I'm fascinating; also thinks I must touch her at all times unless she's sleeping or busy.

Shit. A twitter friend who called herself Jeanne over there messaged me to come here, a few days ago, but must've dumped her twitter account. Hopefully will find old friends here eventually.

Hello, is there anyone there who knew me, redstateboomer, from twitter-not-x?

I'll figure this out eventually.