Matt
@redpoloshirts.bsky.social
I am an abandoned cold war project that outlived its original purpose. I now tend to kitties.
You know you messed up when she scrapes your sticker off.
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You know you messed up when she scrapes your sticker off.
What would a helium-based fart sound like?
November 16, 2024 at 7:11 AM
What would a helium-based fart sound like?
If you're going to reach out to people at a company where you're interviewing, don't ask them to help you cheat on your interview.
I'm going out of my way to make damn sure we don't hire this goober. Don't be like this.
I'm going out of my way to make damn sure we don't hire this goober. Don't be like this.
September 1, 2023 at 9:42 PM
If you're going to reach out to people at a company where you're interviewing, don't ask them to help you cheat on your interview.
I'm going out of my way to make damn sure we don't hire this goober. Don't be like this.
I'm going out of my way to make damn sure we don't hire this goober. Don't be like this.
Reposted by Matt
one of the pleasures of the 1990s was for your parents to get a computer and brag to everyone how good their kid is at the computer, and then ask you why you like the computer so much, and tell you to get off the fucking computer every day until you moved out
August 26, 2023 at 5:55 PM
one of the pleasures of the 1990s was for your parents to get a computer and brag to everyone how good their kid is at the computer, and then ask you why you like the computer so much, and tell you to get off the fucking computer every day until you moved out
Found a proper decal for the QA laptop.
August 28, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Found a proper decal for the QA laptop.
Ohio BMV Quality Assurance missed this one.
August 26, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Ohio BMV Quality Assurance missed this one.