Peter Smith
@redpeter99.bsky.social
Recovering X and Twitter addict. Looking for a funnier, more intelligent place.
Lifelong Leeds United supporter.
I block racists.
Elderly white hippie and proud.
Lifelong Leeds United supporter.
I block racists.
Elderly white hippie and proud.
"Good to see your mum and dad putting their messy divorce to one side and not spoil your graduation..."
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"Good to see your mum and dad putting their messy divorce to one side and not spoil your graduation..."
Even though I'm as woke as any Guardian reading elderly white hippie, I want fly tippers garroted live on peak time TV.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Even though I'm as woke as any Guardian reading elderly white hippie, I want fly tippers garroted live on peak time TV.
Johnson makes Michael Foot look dapper.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Johnson makes Michael Foot look dapper.
It was great to see the First Battalion of Useless ex Tory Prime Ministers at the Cenotaph.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It was great to see the First Battalion of Useless ex Tory Prime Ministers at the Cenotaph.
Live from the inside of Liberace's garden shed....
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Live from the inside of Liberace's garden shed....
He's seen fire. He's seen rain. The problem is what else he's seen.
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
He's seen fire. He's seen rain. The problem is what else he's seen.
51 (Fifty One) years ago tonight. Adjusted for inflation, the price is £14.50 today.
A bargain for those who like Queen, not for those of us who don't.
A bargain for those who like Queen, not for those of us who don't.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
51 (Fifty One) years ago tonight. Adjusted for inflation, the price is £14.50 today.
A bargain for those who like Queen, not for those of us who don't.
A bargain for those who like Queen, not for those of us who don't.
Entirely unscientific but it seems to be less poppy heavy round here this year.
I'll wear one on Sunday not before.
I'll wear one on Sunday not before.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Entirely unscientific but it seems to be less poppy heavy round here this year.
I'll wear one on Sunday not before.
I'll wear one on Sunday not before.
Grassington's answer to Woodward and Bernstein.
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Grassington's answer to Woodward and Bernstein.
Who says men can't multitask?
Chris Mason is a piss poor political analyst and a piss poor writer at the same time.
Chris Mason is a piss poor political analyst and a piss poor writer at the same time.
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Who says men can't multitask?
Chris Mason is a piss poor political analyst and a piss poor writer at the same time.
Chris Mason is a piss poor political analyst and a piss poor writer at the same time.
Get me a mixed metaphor and make it a big one.
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Get me a mixed metaphor and make it a big one.
The plays what Ernie Wise wrote are fewer in number than Badenoch's calls for sackings.
They're a daily occurrence.
They're a daily occurrence.
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The plays what Ernie Wise wrote are fewer in number than Badenoch's calls for sackings.
They're a daily occurrence.
They're a daily occurrence.
Badenoch hitches her wagon to Trump.
She's a real asset. To all the other parties.
She's a real asset. To all the other parties.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Badenoch hitches her wagon to Trump.
She's a real asset. To all the other parties.
She's a real asset. To all the other parties.
Exododus - The little known collaboration between Bob Marley and Stanley Unwin.
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Exododus - The little known collaboration between Bob Marley and Stanley Unwin.
Bit of a Catch 22 when you're buying reading glasses in Home Bargains and need reading glasses to read the package label that says the magnification.
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Bit of a Catch 22 when you're buying reading glasses in Home Bargains and need reading glasses to read the package label that says the magnification.
"How do you answer the commonly held belief that you're right wing, glib and lack credibility?"
"I usually ask the questions, Zia"
"I usually ask the questions, Zia"
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"How do you answer the commonly held belief that you're right wing, glib and lack credibility?"
"I usually ask the questions, Zia"
"I usually ask the questions, Zia"
We had a Primary School TA at our foodbank during half term.
Her partner had left her. She had 3 small children and a mountain of debt. She was living on fresh air to provide for her children.
Spare us shite like this...
Her partner had left her. She had 3 small children and a mountain of debt. She was living on fresh air to provide for her children.
Spare us shite like this...
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
We had a Primary School TA at our foodbank during half term.
Her partner had left her. She had 3 small children and a mountain of debt. She was living on fresh air to provide for her children.
Spare us shite like this...
Her partner had left her. She had 3 small children and a mountain of debt. She was living on fresh air to provide for her children.
Spare us shite like this...
Posted without comment (via @mossflorist.bsky.social)
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Posted without comment (via @mossflorist.bsky.social)
"We got it wrong, dad..."
November 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"We got it wrong, dad..."
Andy Mountbatten is solely responsible for his actions. Actions have consequences.
His "bleak reality" is nothing compared to that of his victims.
His "bleak reality" is nothing compared to that of his victims.
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Andy Mountbatten is solely responsible for his actions. Actions have consequences.
His "bleak reality" is nothing compared to that of his victims.
His "bleak reality" is nothing compared to that of his victims.
I'm calling for the resignation of the boss of Typhoo after tasting this excuse for a cup of tea.
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I'm calling for the resignation of the boss of Typhoo after tasting this excuse for a cup of tea.
"Pickfords are here, Andy..."
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"Pickfords are here, Andy..."
Which is the bigger story?
The trivial administrative cock up involving a blameless Rachel Reeves or the humiliation of an accused sex offender who is the King's brother?
Tough choice.
The trivial administrative cock up involving a blameless Rachel Reeves or the humiliation of an accused sex offender who is the King's brother?
Tough choice.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Which is the bigger story?
The trivial administrative cock up involving a blameless Rachel Reeves or the humiliation of an accused sex offender who is the King's brother?
Tough choice.
The trivial administrative cock up involving a blameless Rachel Reeves or the humiliation of an accused sex offender who is the King's brother?
Tough choice.