Red Maple Enthusiast
@redmapleenthusiast.bsky.social
irrevocably “mid”
What about Bob? WHAT ABOUT BOB?!?
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What about Bob? WHAT ABOUT BOB?!?
It’s almost as if Christmas is a annual tradition of stale repetition and general incuriosity
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s almost as if Christmas is a annual tradition of stale repetition and general incuriosity
6. Star Wars (holiday special, 1978)
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
6. Star Wars (holiday special, 1978)
He sounds like a rusty trombone, so it fits!
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He sounds like a rusty trombone, so it fits!
Jacking (one out) For (the) Keystone Kops [millennials will know what I’m talking about]
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jacking (one out) For (the) Keystone Kops [millennials will know what I’m talking about]
Respectfully disagree
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Respectfully disagree
You never give me your money, so I’m gonna stab you with this ice pick, and in the middle of this bloody murder, you die, die.
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You never give me your money, so I’m gonna stab you with this ice pick, and in the middle of this bloody murder, you die, die.
James Bond is back….as a ghost!
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
James Bond is back….as a ghost!
If Plato never wrote about cave walls and shadows and shit, we would never gotten rad wire-fu fights, bro!
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If Plato never wrote about cave walls and shadows and shit, we would never gotten rad wire-fu fights, bro!
Really? I thought they just flipped a coin!
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Really? I thought they just flipped a coin!
The next 54 days are Christmas, until December 25th, which is “Christmas Comedown Day.”
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The next 54 days are Christmas, until December 25th, which is “Christmas Comedown Day.”
Not as good of a hook as “Take me down to Butthole City.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Not as good of a hook as “Take me down to Butthole City.”
If this came out 15 years ago and was licensed as an Inception movie tie-in……ehhhh🤷♂️
October 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If this came out 15 years ago and was licensed as an Inception movie tie-in……ehhhh🤷♂️
Your use of an ampersand is a particularly boomer touch.
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Your use of an ampersand is a particularly boomer touch.
“Sources are puzzling over the nature of this blobby, unrendered brown liquid. We will let you know as the story develops.”
October 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Sources are puzzling over the nature of this blobby, unrendered brown liquid. We will let you know as the story develops.”
“Did you ever consider that the flayed, caramelized penis you’re eating right now belonged to a decent family man? I hope you choke on it!” *sobs dramatically*
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
“Did you ever consider that the flayed, caramelized penis you’re eating right now belonged to a decent family man? I hope you choke on it!” *sobs dramatically*
At the rate we’re going, I don’t think people will know what the word “contextualize” means.
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
At the rate we’re going, I don’t think people will know what the word “contextualize” means.
“Grab a couple of your mates, go down to that Buckingham Palace, and kill the old bag.”—Norm Macdonald
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“Grab a couple of your mates, go down to that Buckingham Palace, and kill the old bag.”—Norm Macdonald