Listen, you are my senator. And the fact that you dare to lecture us, after the people who pay your paycheck made clear what we want? Nah!

I am voting for Reed's opponent in the primary and when it is your turn, I'll vote for your opponent then, too.

You are right, of course.

Thanks for the reminder!

When Faramir rides out while his dad eats a tomato and Pippin sings that sad song.

"I am no man!" is also perfect.

And eventually happens to everyone.

Came for the WTF, stayed for the ratio

Introducing my kids to good cinnamon toast was such a great unexpected parenting win!

I am not a reporter or a lawyer. I'm just an average person and EVEN I KNOW that is not how any of this works.