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dr robotnik's ring racers version 2.4 just dropped. because i play it very frequently and make maps for it i am morally obligated to advertise it. it is the best kart racer of all time. download it here www.kartkrew.org/news/2025-11... and then download my maps here mb.srb2.org/addons/red-l...
Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers Version 2.4
New mechanics, maps, modding features, and voice chat!
www.kartkrew.org
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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By far our funniest Metroid revelation was learning that Nintendo always meant something completely different when they called Samus a bounty hunter
I believe there is a large gulf between how Nintendo thinks about Metroid and how Metroid fans think about Metroid and it is exemplified by how the fanartists consistently draw Samus as a super buff women's football player and the official 3D artists tend to sculpt her like a supermodel
we need to find something people like about metroid besides playing as a buff lady who kicks an entire planet's ass because that obviously isn't it
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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I believe there is a large gulf between how Nintendo thinks about Metroid and how Metroid fans think about Metroid and it is exemplified by how the fanartists consistently draw Samus as a super buff women's football player and the official 3D artists tend to sculpt her like a supermodel
we need to find something people like about metroid besides playing as a buff lady who kicks an entire planet's ass because that obviously isn't it
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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okay nobody else is calling attention to it because you're all distracted by that dork guy so i guess i gotta do everything around here
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i was not actually expecting them to swap out the available riders and machines between weekends but i am so so glad they are. give. give. give. give
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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This weekend's #KirbyAirRiders Global Test Ride features some different Riders and machines than last time! We hope you enjoy getting familiar with more of the available options.
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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This weekend's #KirbyAirRiders Global Test Ride has the same modes as last time: a series of Lessons to teach you how to play, City Trial (online), and Air Ride (offline). More features will be available in the full game, but we hope you enjoy this trial run!
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Weekend 2 of the #KirbyAirRiders: Global Test Ride starts tomorrow! Download the free demo and catch some vehicle action. Learn more: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
The #KirbyAirRiders Global Test Ride will run at the times listed below.

November 15, from 12 am to 6 am PT
November 15, from 4 pm to 10 pm PT
November 16, from 7 am to 1 pm PT

We hope you'll join us!
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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The Wheelie Scooter is a mini-motorcycle machine that's easy to handle and great on corners. You won't have a lot of raw speed, though, so take advantage of jumps and other maneuvers to get ahead! #KirbyAirRiders
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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what's crazy is that if this annoying sidekick guy in MP4 was a woman but otherwise acted exactly the same people would be going feral for it. honestly a layup and they missed it
once a decade someone on the metroid team realizes the only character is a woman and goes, "hey wouldn't it be better if we added a man???" and then it sucks complete ass
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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once a decade someone on the metroid team realizes the only character is a woman and goes, "hey wouldn't it be better if we added a man???" and then it sucks complete ass
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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This is actually sending me
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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On this day 2 years ago, the "Ryu from Streets" video was reenacted by Kyle Hebert, the official voice actor of Street Fighter's Ryu, during one of Aleks Le (Luke's voice actor)'s livestreams. The reenacted version of Ryu from Streets by Kyle Hebert can be watched below.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Burrow underneath your foes and then jump out to strike at them with the Drill Copy Ability! You'll remain underground, avoiding enemy attacks, for as long as you hold the button. #KirbyAirRiders
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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The Mega Cannon is an item in City Trial that can fire off a huge wave all the way to the edge of Skyah! If you're playing a team match, the color of the beam will match that of your team. #KirbyAirRiders
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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The Jet Star machine may be slower on land, but it accelerates to full speed like a bullet. You can see Mr. Sakurai take it for a spin in the Airtopia Ruins course overview video. Check it out! #KirbyAirRiders
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
holy shit we're officially less than a week away from air riders' release...
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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If you're looking for objectives to complete in #KirbyAirRiders, look no further than the Checklist. Clear tasks as you play, and you'll even find some pictures lurking in the background!
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Cutting weird grass and fighting weird grass!
We're working hard on new areas in #AlabasterDawn with enemies and new destructibles!

#pixelart #gamedev #indiegame
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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We're so thrilled to be able to announce that Cassette Beasts has sold over *1.1 MILLION units*!

We started out as a tiny team hoping we might be lucky enough to sell even a fraction of that - for every share, review, or positive comment, we really can't thank all of you enough. 💜
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM