He does however refer to Mike Johnson's butthole as the house squeaker

Look, Ohio's motto is "at least we're not Indiana," so why don't we all just let them have the W here, and the big10 conferance agrees to never play conferance games there again

So im hearing that if I invest a billion dollars in a blimp company I can fly over other billionaire's houses and allow people to shit over the edge... I'm listening (but also need the money too)

Sweet.

The need to all link bank accounts together and transform a few letters to become some kind of noble mecha-laureate so they have the type of money and title that the mad king will pay attention to

Influencers suck

My crypto representative..... bwaaahahahahaha

I've wondered this too also why not just sell a regular sixpzed roll so I don't need to rent a storage locker to put the other rolls in

There should be laws requiring this

Can we return it to Mexico or is it broken and out of warranty

It's another political reaction around

Not clear to me the senate did anything dude had been holding back some shit for a while and it was finally about to hit the fan but this sequence gave a convenient cleansing in the public eye and he's walking free so unfortunately we'll probably see him back as a special council or some dumb shit

Respect.

#BidetLife

Well, so much for that big park expansion everyone was looking forward to

On the subject of fumbles... I've allways been curious how Skype lost in a heartbeat to zoom and others during the pandemic. They had the only real non apple platform of choice and somehow shit the bed in one of the most epic and mysterious ways ever. Sorry for the detour.

Seems shart adjacent

They made that elf on a shelf go get the food too