Next time I eat that much kale I'm going to chase it with an episiotomy repair kit

This dystopian future has a lot less cheese than I expected

Fucking freeeeeeeeedooooooom!!!!

What tf kind of finish was that someone give him some new underwear and a wet wipe

Worst supervillain cabal ever

The beginning of the song kick start my heart... replicated that this morning having a seat in the bathroom and I may not be well because it seems some things have been kickstarted thankful for a #bidet

This goes hard af

Like a lot of people I really don't like Ohio but fuck a nazi march anywhere so Columbus hear me when I say I bought this megaphone to raise hell and would have proudly joined forces to make fun of these broke dick losers

So, the dune timeline basically starts off where the terminator future ends?

I don't want to speak out of turn, but what's the over under on these four horsefaces of the idiocolypse putting that elf on a shelf in a leather mask and pumping his buns while they fly around making jokes about sticking it to the little guy

So where are the porn, food, and metal people at