Jane
@redfoxglove.bsky.social
Audio description artist for film and theatre. Non-bio mother. #Vocaleyes editor. Seamstress. Occasionally talking with the Voices in my head (no, really).
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Robin Hood (Pantomime) Tickets | New Wimbledon Theatre in Wimbledon | ATG Tickets
Get ready for an adventure like no other as street dance sensations Ashley Banjo and Diversity take over Sherwood Forest this Christmas, joined by comedian and magician Pete Firman plus an outstanding...
atgtickets.com
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
Well, after several years of hearing such sad announcements with increasing frequency, it was finally the train I was on that hit a person on the tracks. 😥
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Well, after several years of hearing such sad announcements with increasing frequency, it was finally the train I was on that hit a person on the tracks. 😥
The fact a tribunal upheld this bullshit decision is particularly distressing. God forbid disabled people LIVE.
And I hope whoever “drew the DWPs attention” to the video, experiences their own traumatic disability, the miserable, snivelling, wannabe stasi snitch.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
And I hope whoever “drew the DWPs attention” to the video, experiences their own traumatic disability, the miserable, snivelling, wannabe stasi snitch.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Family fight DWP decision to take amputee's PIP disability benefits - BBC News
Shaun Rigby lost his PIP and must pay back £36,000 after a video emerged of him playing cricket.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The fact a tribunal upheld this bullshit decision is particularly distressing. God forbid disabled people LIVE.
And I hope whoever “drew the DWPs attention” to the video, experiences their own traumatic disability, the miserable, snivelling, wannabe stasi snitch.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
And I hope whoever “drew the DWPs attention” to the video, experiences their own traumatic disability, the miserable, snivelling, wannabe stasi snitch.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is remarkable. We often speak about the arts being “inspirational” in an optimistically woolly sense, but here we have an example of totally unexpected real world change.
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is remarkable. We often speak about the arts being “inspirational” in an optimistically woolly sense, but here we have an example of totally unexpected real world change.
My child just declared that she didn’t like a boy because he had been staring at her.
When asked for further context, it emerged that she had proposed a staring competition. 🤦♀️
When asked for further context, it emerged that she had proposed a staring competition. 🤦♀️
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My child just declared that she didn’t like a boy because he had been staring at her.
When asked for further context, it emerged that she had proposed a staring competition. 🤦♀️
When asked for further context, it emerged that she had proposed a staring competition. 🤦♀️
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
Robin Hood (Pantomime) Tickets | New Wimbledon Theatre in Wimbledon | ATG Tickets
Get ready for an adventure like no other as street dance sensations Ashley Banjo and Diversity take over Sherwood Forest this Christmas, joined by comedian and magician Pete Firman plus an outstanding...
atgtickets.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Apollo Theatre, 4/1/26 @ 2.00pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN …Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @ 7.30pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN …Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @ 7.30pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
The Chaos That Has Been and Will No Doubt Return | Norwich Theatre
Two best mates. One HUGE party. Luton pinned by austerity. An evening of noughties bangers and shots of shitty gin mixed with the chaos of violence. A night to remember!
norwichtheatre.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN …Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @ 7.30pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN …Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @ 7.30pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
ROBIN HOOD, New Wimbledon Theatre, 17/12/25 @ 7.00pm
atgtickets.com/shows/robin-hood-pantomime/new-wimbledon-theatre/
@helpsheffield.co.uk Heads up if anyone is waiting for a tram: all that is currently running is Malin Bridge > Cathedral, but no one’s communicated this. Nothing eastbound through city.
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
@helpsheffield.co.uk Heads up if anyone is waiting for a tram: all that is currently running is Malin Bridge > Cathedral, but no one’s communicated this. Nothing eastbound through city.
Child has to do eye exercises for a recently diagnosed condition. She is supposed to rest her eyes for two minutes afterwards.
So she has choreographed a two-minute dance routine, which she performs entirely with her eyes closed. She doesn’t stumble or bump into anything. It is eerie.
So she has choreographed a two-minute dance routine, which she performs entirely with her eyes closed. She doesn’t stumble or bump into anything. It is eerie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Child has to do eye exercises for a recently diagnosed condition. She is supposed to rest her eyes for two minutes afterwards.
So she has choreographed a two-minute dance routine, which she performs entirely with her eyes closed. She doesn’t stumble or bump into anything. It is eerie.
So she has choreographed a two-minute dance routine, which she performs entirely with her eyes closed. She doesn’t stumble or bump into anything. It is eerie.
Child asked me to toast her leftover Halloween marshmallows.
They are shaped like ghosts.
I am spearing tormented souls on a skewer and holding them over the flames.
What have I become?
They are shaped like ghosts.
I am spearing tormented souls on a skewer and holding them over the flames.
What have I become?
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Child asked me to toast her leftover Halloween marshmallows.
They are shaped like ghosts.
I am spearing tormented souls on a skewer and holding them over the flames.
What have I become?
They are shaped like ghosts.
I am spearing tormented souls on a skewer and holding them over the flames.
What have I become?
Having just left my psych appointment, this poster was, on closer inspection, quite disappointing.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Having just left my psych appointment, this poster was, on closer inspection, quite disappointing.
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Wales Millenium Centre, 22/11/25 @2.30pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN…, Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @8.00pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Wales Millenium Centre, 22/11/25 @2.30pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN…, Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @8.00pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
Christmas Carol Goes Wrong - CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG - Mischief Comedy
Mischief’s new action-packed thriller THE COMEDY ABOUT SPIES, gripping audiences with laughter from April 2025 at the Noël Coward Theatre.
mischiefcomedy.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Wales Millenium Centre, 22/11/25 @2.30pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN…, Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @8.00pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Wales Millenium Centre, 22/11/25 @2.30pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong
THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN…, Norwich Playhouse, 25/11/25 @8.00pm
norwichtheatre.org/whats-on/the-chaos-that-has-been-and-will-no-doubt-return/
There’s a teenage girl on this bus talking to her friend about a vocational beautician course. “I can go to city college. Yeah, I’d rather go to X, everyone says it’s top notch, but it’s £190 and that’s a huge amount. Mum wouldn’t make me pay her back, but I’d feel bad. It’s so much”. 💙
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There’s a teenage girl on this bus talking to her friend about a vocational beautician course. “I can go to city college. Yeah, I’d rather go to X, everyone says it’s top notch, but it’s £190 and that’s a huge amount. Mum wouldn’t make me pay her back, but I’d feel bad. It’s so much”. 💙
Has anyone heard of #BWRT therapy? I tried it for the first time on Wednesday. It’s primarily been developed for trauma/anxiety, but I actually think it could be a game changer for ADHD related procrastination. (I did my dry run notes ON THE TUBE HOME, not at 1am!!)
October 17, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Has anyone heard of #BWRT therapy? I tried it for the first time on Wednesday. It’s primarily been developed for trauma/anxiety, but I actually think it could be a game changer for ADHD related procrastination. (I did my dry run notes ON THE TUBE HOME, not at 1am!!)
Health anxiety in your late 40s is *something* being wrong with 80% of your body, but no one thing being *wrong enough* to see a doctor.
October 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Health anxiety in your late 40s is *something* being wrong with 80% of your body, but no one thing being *wrong enough* to see a doctor.
Way too much of my brain is taken up with being irritated by narrative inconsistency in children’s TV.
In #PuffinRock, why do all the animals share a common language EXCEPT the seagulls?
If the kids in #RescueRiders speak dragon because they were raised by dragons, why do they also speak English?
In #PuffinRock, why do all the animals share a common language EXCEPT the seagulls?
If the kids in #RescueRiders speak dragon because they were raised by dragons, why do they also speak English?
September 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Way too much of my brain is taken up with being irritated by narrative inconsistency in children’s TV.
In #PuffinRock, why do all the animals share a common language EXCEPT the seagulls?
If the kids in #RescueRiders speak dragon because they were raised by dragons, why do they also speak English?
In #PuffinRock, why do all the animals share a common language EXCEPT the seagulls?
If the kids in #RescueRiders speak dragon because they were raised by dragons, why do they also speak English?
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
TROILUS & CRESSIDA, Globe Theatre, 17/10/25 @ 2.00pm
shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/troilus-and-cressida/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Wales Millenium Centre, 22/11/25 @2.30pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
TROILUS & CRESSIDA, Globe Theatre, 17/10/25 @ 2.00pm
shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/troilus-and-cressida/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Wales Millenium Centre, 22/11/25 @2.30pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
Troilus and Cressida | Summer 25 | What's On
Two opposing cultures, the Greeks and the Trojans, clash in London's open-air Globe Theatre this summer, in Shakespeare's epic, rarely performed satire.
shakespearesglobe.com
September 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
TROILUS & CRESSIDA, Globe Theatre, 17/10/25 @ 2.00pm
shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/troilus-and-cressida/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Wales Millenium Centre, 22/11/25 @2.30pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
TROILUS & CRESSIDA, Globe Theatre, 17/10/25 @ 2.00pm
shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/troilus-and-cressida/
A CHRISTMAS CAROL GOES WRONG, Wales Millenium Centre, 22/11/25 @2.30pm
mischiefcomedy.com/whats-on/christmas-carol-goes-wrong/about/
Can anyone shed light on why the idiots in charge of the US are jumping on *this particular* drug (acetaminophen/paracetamol) for their scaremongering? The opiate freak-out has already got doctors there prescribing this stuff to terminal cancer patients. Take that away - what am I missing?
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Can anyone shed light on why the idiots in charge of the US are jumping on *this particular* drug (acetaminophen/paracetamol) for their scaremongering? The opiate freak-out has already got doctors there prescribing this stuff to terminal cancer patients. Take that away - what am I missing?
Every now and again, I think back to the “writing for stage” module I did at uni. I wasn’t good at it. I can craft a fairly elegant sentence, but I couldn’t write a plot for toffee.
Anyway, that’s not why I remember the (older, white, male) professor scoffing at my efforts…
Anyway, that’s not why I remember the (older, white, male) professor scoffing at my efforts…
September 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Every now and again, I think back to the “writing for stage” module I did at uni. I wasn’t good at it. I can craft a fairly elegant sentence, but I couldn’t write a plot for toffee.
Anyway, that’s not why I remember the (older, white, male) professor scoffing at my efforts…
Anyway, that’s not why I remember the (older, white, male) professor scoffing at my efforts…
I am so confused by all the people who “never again” about genocide, who are also hand-wringingly “violence is never the answer” when an actual fascist gets shot.
Are you under the impression the nazis were persuaded to open the gates of the concentration camps by our well-reasoned arguments?
Are you under the impression the nazis were persuaded to open the gates of the concentration camps by our well-reasoned arguments?
September 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I am so confused by all the people who “never again” about genocide, who are also hand-wringingly “violence is never the answer” when an actual fascist gets shot.
Are you under the impression the nazis were persuaded to open the gates of the concentration camps by our well-reasoned arguments?
Are you under the impression the nazis were persuaded to open the gates of the concentration camps by our well-reasoned arguments?
On the one hand, one less fascist, on the other, Reichstag fire. #CharlieKirk
September 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
On the one hand, one less fascist, on the other, Reichstag fire. #CharlieKirk
Our street has been without power since last night. First it was going to be fixed in 3 hours, then 12 hours, now it’s apparently 24 hours and looking a bit silly.
We have essential medication that needs to remain refrigerated.
We have essential medication that needs to remain refrigerated.
September 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Our street has been without power since last night. First it was going to be fixed in 3 hours, then 12 hours, now it’s apparently 24 hours and looking a bit silly.
We have essential medication that needs to remain refrigerated.
We have essential medication that needs to remain refrigerated.
Child is watching a programme featuring a little song about how your gear and equipment don’t make you a winner, your heart does. Which is a lovely sentiment, but not actually true. We’re teaching kids financial privilege doesn’t exist.
September 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Child is watching a programme featuring a little song about how your gear and equipment don’t make you a winner, your heart does. Which is a lovely sentiment, but not actually true. We’re teaching kids financial privilege doesn’t exist.
At a kids disco. I absolutely adore how uninhibited our child is compared to most her age. She dances like a whirling dervish. Like it’s a religious experience.
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
At a kids disco. I absolutely adore how uninhibited our child is compared to most her age. She dances like a whirling dervish. Like it’s a religious experience.
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
BORN WITH TEETH, Wyndhams Theatre, 20/9/25 @ 2.30pm
rsc.org.uk/born-with-teeth
TROILUS & CRESSIDA, Globe Theatre, 17/10/25 @ 2.00pm
shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/troilus-and-cressida/
BORN WITH TEETH, Wyndhams Theatre, 20/9/25 @ 2.30pm
rsc.org.uk/born-with-teeth
TROILUS & CRESSIDA, Globe Theatre, 17/10/25 @ 2.00pm
shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/troilus-and-cressida/
Born With Teeth | About the Play | Royal Shakespeare Company
Daniel Evans directs Ncuti Gatwa as Christopher Marlowe and Edward Bluemel as William Shakespeare in this thrilling imagining of the relationship between two literary icons at odds with their time.
rsc.org.uk
September 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Upcoming #AudioDescriptions:
BORN WITH TEETH, Wyndhams Theatre, 20/9/25 @ 2.30pm
rsc.org.uk/born-with-teeth
TROILUS & CRESSIDA, Globe Theatre, 17/10/25 @ 2.00pm
shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/troilus-and-cressida/
BORN WITH TEETH, Wyndhams Theatre, 20/9/25 @ 2.30pm
rsc.org.uk/born-with-teeth
TROILUS & CRESSIDA, Globe Theatre, 17/10/25 @ 2.00pm
shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/troilus-and-cressida/
Despite her father having full on pediophobia, the child persuaded him to buy a vintage doll as a gift and store it until my birthday.
At bedtime, she innocently proclaimed “I hope (doll) feels safe, so she doesn’t murder us in our sleep”.
The child is a comedian.
At bedtime, she innocently proclaimed “I hope (doll) feels safe, so she doesn’t murder us in our sleep”.
The child is a comedian.
August 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Despite her father having full on pediophobia, the child persuaded him to buy a vintage doll as a gift and store it until my birthday.
At bedtime, she innocently proclaimed “I hope (doll) feels safe, so she doesn’t murder us in our sleep”.
The child is a comedian.
At bedtime, she innocently proclaimed “I hope (doll) feels safe, so she doesn’t murder us in our sleep”.
The child is a comedian.