I love any flavor of Manchester United loss, but losing to a team that played down a man most of the game because he got sent off for getting physical with his own teammate is now up there among my favorites.

I know it's Vegas and everything is basically required by law to be too much, but that whole... thing from the end of the race to the podium was just too, too, too much.

I mean seriously, who the hell is in charge of this dog shit TV direction every single race.

"Quick, now is our chance to be the food of the everyday American! And what do they like? Beer!"

What a last couple months for Adam Silver, eh? There's a part of me that feels the tiniest bit bad for any commissioner who has to try to run a league in this era of rampant, ubiquitous gambling but also they all suck so.

Sometimes I miss the days when I cared deeply about baseball but then I see a box score like that and remember that I'm actually good.

*TV whatever

Deeply uninspiring, aimless, unfortunately exactly the type the old guard of party adore, and I fully expect her to go the Gabbard or Synema route sometime in the next 10 years.