RedEaredRabbit
redearedrabbit.bsky.social
RedEaredRabbit
@redearedrabbit.bsky.social
“Some people call me the space cowboy”

I’m pretty sure no one has ever called you ‘the space cowboy’.

“Some call me the gangsta of love”

By ‘some people’ do you mean yourself?

“Some people call me Maurice”

That’s better.
May 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Took the rooster to my old university. #imperialgirl
April 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I am on a conference call with the Americans.
April 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I am in a meeting #meetingface
February 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by RedEaredRabbit
Magnus Carlsen wins the @chessable.com  Masters! 🏆

The king of the CCT is back - and wins without dropping a match! He defeated Hikaru as both secured spots at the Esports World Cup, and claims his first victory under the @teamliquid.com  banner!
February 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
JD Vance loves free speech and Vladimir Putin. Which feels like an odd combination.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
JD Vance stuns Munich conference with blistering attack on Europe’s leaders
US vice-president questions whether European values are worth defending as he rails against ‘threat from within’
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Reposted by RedEaredRabbit
Very happy to be able to debunk the Telegraph's "1 in 12 Londoners is an illegal migrant" lie (repeated here by the hapless Emma Webb) on BBC Sunday Morning Live today (at 10.40am, about 10 minutes in).

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC One - Sunday Morning Live, Series 15, Episode 20
Is immigration bad for Britain? And, is gambling a public health issue?
www.bbc.co.uk
February 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Border security have all disappeared and the queue is now even more stationary than it was before.

The man in front of me insists that we will get through this with a “stiff upper lip”.
January 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Queue of shame, hour two:

The egg-throwing has ceased - at least for now. The woman behind me in the queue is very eggy indeed, thanks in part, to some superb ducking by me.
January 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Everyone in the EU queue went through in 10 seconds and were given a free bar of chocolate and a hand job.

Over in the queue of shame, we’re an hour in and I can’t see the start or end of it. Border security guards are throwing eggs at us.
January 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I am on a plane
January 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am on a conference call with the Americans.
January 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by RedEaredRabbit
I tweeted this on August 22nd 2022.

I've been playing this game for 862 days.

WHAT A DAY!!

#wordle
December 31, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Reposted by RedEaredRabbit
Tell him, Mark!
December 31, 2024 at 8:39 PM
From a field of 188, only the top 8 qualify for the knockouts. Daniel Naroditsky, super unlucky to finish in 9th, despite an equal score with first place.
#chess #worldblitz
December 31, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Reposted by RedEaredRabbit
Daniel Naroditsky is currently leading the World Rapid Championship after defeating the 2021 champ, Abdusattorov 😍
December 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Reposted by RedEaredRabbit
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
December 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM
The rooster is making a protest against wearing her new coat
December 24, 2024 at 4:48 PM