@red-beard-neo.bsky.social
Agender (they/he/she) ¦ Ohio
I support gay married people defending their trans kids and their cannabis farm with assault weapons.
I support gay married people defending their trans kids and their cannabis farm with assault weapons.
Your occasional reminder that celebrating Columbus is the real revisionism.
October 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Your occasional reminder that celebrating Columbus is the real revisionism.
Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
September 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
'Tis the season for rainy 5Ks. ☔ This one was marked much better than some 5Ks I've done. No official time -- I was 55-56m by my watch, about average -- but I do know I was 49th. Out of 49. 😅 But I enjoyed it, and the worst of the rain was before and after the race.
May 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
'Tis the season for rainy 5Ks. ☔ This one was marked much better than some 5Ks I've done. No official time -- I was 55-56m by my watch, about average -- but I do know I was 49th. Out of 49. 😅 But I enjoyed it, and the worst of the rain was before and after the race.
It's time for everyone's favorite biannual ritual -- reversing direction on the ceiling fans and sweeping up the dust rabbits. 😅
April 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It's time for everyone's favorite biannual ritual -- reversing direction on the ceiling fans and sweeping up the dust rabbits. 😅
...waitasec, how do I not have a *regular* Tauros? 🤔😅 #PokémonGO
April 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
...waitasec, how do I not have a *regular* Tauros? 🤔😅 #PokémonGO
First 5k of the year. 🏃🏻 First one I've done in the rain, it wasn't bad. For being the first year for this 5k, it was put together better than some established races I've done. 😅 Stopped at Wellness 365 to get a pick-me-up. But I can feel it in my legs this evening that I slacked off over the winter.
April 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
First 5k of the year. 🏃🏻 First one I've done in the rain, it wasn't bad. For being the first year for this 5k, it was put together better than some established races I've done. 😅 Stopped at Wellness 365 to get a pick-me-up. But I can feel it in my legs this evening that I slacked off over the winter.
Haven't made enthusiasm soup in a while (you put everything you've got into it 😅). Today's is Cali mixed veggies, black beans, jalapeño slices, leftover lasagna Hamburger Helper, chicken bouillon, and various seasonings. OM NOM NOM 😋
April 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Haven't made enthusiasm soup in a while (you put everything you've got into it 😅). Today's is Cali mixed veggies, black beans, jalapeño slices, leftover lasagna Hamburger Helper, chicken bouillon, and various seasonings. OM NOM NOM 😋
I don't judge people for time spent on their phones. But being on it while you're using the urinal is a bit extra. 😶
March 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I don't judge people for time spent on their phones. But being on it while you're using the urinal is a bit extra. 😶
February 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I need to remember to get on here more. Meta platforms are (by design) a hard habit to break. That said, I also need to curate my following list a bit, 90% of what I'm seeing is from the same three accounts. 😬
January 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I need to remember to get on here more. Meta platforms are (by design) a hard habit to break. That said, I also need to curate my following list a bit, 90% of what I'm seeing is from the same three accounts. 😬
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Me: Hello, tech support? There's mayonaisse leaking out of my computer again
Tech support: Stop pouring mayonaisse into your computer
Me: Yes, that makes sense
Tech support: Stop pouring mayonaisse into your computer
Me: Yes, that makes sense
January 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Me: Hello, tech support? There's mayonaisse leaking out of my computer again
Tech support: Stop pouring mayonaisse into your computer
Me: Yes, that makes sense
Tech support: Stop pouring mayonaisse into your computer
Me: Yes, that makes sense
Gorilla is too far up in my junk to even get a good picture. 😅 She's making those biscuits though.
January 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gorilla is too far up in my junk to even get a good picture. 😅 She's making those biscuits though.
That'll kıłł the mosquitoes. ☢️
January 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
That'll kıłł the mosquitoes. ☢️
The vast majority of the 17k people guillotined during the French revolution were commoners, and I don't think that's discussed enough. The revolutionaries were paranoid af.
January 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The vast majority of the 17k people guillotined during the French revolution were commoners, and I don't think that's discussed enough. The revolutionaries were paranoid af.
My stardust looks like this 👈
so my Gallades can look like this 👉
#PokémonGO Mega Gallade raid day was a smashing success. ✨
so my Gallades can look like this 👉
#PokémonGO Mega Gallade raid day was a smashing success. ✨
January 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My stardust looks like this 👈
so my Gallades can look like this 👉
#PokémonGO Mega Gallade raid day was a smashing success. ✨
so my Gallades can look like this 👉
#PokémonGO Mega Gallade raid day was a smashing success. ✨
It's the most wonderful time of the year! ❄️🎄🎅🏿
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year! ❄️🎄🎅🏿
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#PokémonGO Necrozma Fusion Raid Day was a smashing success. Got my pink bat to go along with my pink lion. Now to name it...
December 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
#PokémonGO Necrozma Fusion Raid Day was a smashing success. Got my pink bat to go along with my pink lion. Now to name it...
Apparently I was on a major Banshee kick this year, four of my top 5 songs are from her. 🎶
December 5, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Apparently I was on a major Banshee kick this year, four of my top 5 songs are from her. 🎶
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Whenever I accidentally do something correctly I reward myself with a plain baked potato, eaten silently in the back seat of my car
December 2, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Whenever I accidentally do something correctly I reward myself with a plain baked potato, eaten silently in the back seat of my car
Drinking Henny straight from the bottle and processing our wreck of a computer room. First of four nights off. 😄
November 27, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Drinking Henny straight from the bottle and processing our wreck of a computer room. First of four nights off. 😄
Welp, I'm the one who broke No Heat November. 😅
November 22, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Welp, I'm the one who broke No Heat November. 😅