The Rectangle
rectangle.bsky.social
The Rectangle
@rectangle.bsky.social
just a regular folk
Is there even a single grammatically correct sentence anywhere in these emails?
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
here at openai we're thrilled to announce we're releasing AGI (Another Google-chromium Incarnation) to the world, humanity has entered a new era of boundless prosperity
October 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I was never the biggest fan of the red delicious apple but after decades of service it deserved better than to be completely erased from all grocery stores
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
the highest level of intimacy between New Yorkers is when you make eye contact after both spotting the same giant rat on the subway tracks, after which you are forever rat bonded. I think about my rat brothers and sisters every day.
October 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thinking about that time I went with nine co-workers to a dumpling place for lunch and we each ordered one of their special *gigantic* meal-sized soup dumplings, then they were mad at us because it was 11:30am and that was their entire giant dumpling supply for the day.
October 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
At no point in my life since I started talking have I been this easy to fool...
August 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I love working from home because it's a chance to order from all those quaint local places
July 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
@dominictarason.com got a weird rec for you: store.steampowered.com/app/2452820/...

I was drawn in by the visuals, but it also plays differently from other card roguelikes: you only draw one card per turn and don't discard at the end, so can/must plan ahead. It makes combat feel more like a puzzle.
Save 20% on Skogdal on Steam
A deckbuilding adventure card game set in a rustic Norwegian town during the 90's. Recruit followers, draft cards and build powerful combos. Explore a hand-crafted world across multiple runs and uncov...
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July 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Never buy sushi or a hot dog from a restaurant that also serves other things.
June 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
running up to the doorman every day to see if today's when my officially licensed MrBeast homunculus arrives
February 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
unbelievable, just as he was celebrating his pardon!
Hunter dies after bear falls on him: Virginia officials
A 58-year-old Virginia man died on Friday after a bear fell on him while he was on a hunting trip, according to Virginia officials. The man, Lester Clayton Harvey, Jr., was part of a group of hunte…
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December 17, 2024 at 8:19 PM
they must think I'm the biggest chump, anyone with eyes can tell that this is a place of honor, that a highly esteemed deed is commemorated here
October 19, 2024 at 1:46 AM
laying off my entire team today, they worked for six years to invent "the french fry version of ice cream" but could not top dippin dots
October 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
wish I could meet the pigeon who is about to have the wildest night of its life
October 19, 2023 at 12:30 PM
psst! hey, kid... over here!
August 26, 2023 at 1:35 AM
can I interest you in my wares?
August 4, 2023 at 10:27 PM