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Madman Butterfly #1
Madman Butterfly: a Life in Holidays Out of the Mouth of Babes I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged...
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The first 13,000ish word installment of Semiurge's alt-history horror bildungsroman about a troubled boy detective who's imaginary friends include Jesus and John Brown is out.
Responses from test readers included words like "Frightening" and "Ouch" (laudatory).
buttondown.com/Semiurge/arc...
Responses from test readers included words like "Frightening" and "Ouch" (laudatory).
buttondown.com/Semiurge/arc...
With this Patriot Games business being announced, Suzanne Collins should recreate the infamous "I Told You So" Margaret Atwood photo, but with a big mug that says "I Didn't Think It Would Track That Closely, TBH"
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
With this Patriot Games business being announced, Suzanne Collins should recreate the infamous "I Told You So" Margaret Atwood photo, but with a big mug that says "I Didn't Think It Would Track That Closely, TBH"
Check out my livestreams of trees growing on YewTube
December 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Check out my livestreams of trees growing on YewTube
I found Jimmy Hoffa's body, btw. Been in his grave the whole time
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I found Jimmy Hoffa's body, btw. Been in his grave the whole time
There's nothing more important than family. That's why I have two of them, darling.
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There's nothing more important than family. That's why I have two of them, darling.
A middle-aged Tim Drake realizing he can't remember who did which speech about being too soft on criminals between Jason Todd and Azrael, leading him to question some lifestyle choices.
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A middle-aged Tim Drake realizing he can't remember who did which speech about being too soft on criminals between Jason Todd and Azrael, leading him to question some lifestyle choices.
I put the Frosty hat on a pile of dynamite just to see what would happen, and I fear this may lead to An Event.
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I put the Frosty hat on a pile of dynamite just to see what would happen, and I fear this may lead to An Event.
The best laid plans of micemen never go awry.
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The best laid plans of micemen never go awry.
I took the dog to the park and there were three guys singing The Battle Hymn of the Republic and making a very large pot soup.
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I took the dog to the park and there were three guys singing The Battle Hymn of the Republic and making a very large pot soup.
South African novelty Limp Bizkit cover band singing about losing their shirt investing in a godawful E.T. ripoff:
🎶 I did all for the Nukie🎶
🎶 I did all for the Nukie🎶
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
South African novelty Limp Bizkit cover band singing about losing their shirt investing in a godawful E.T. ripoff:
🎶 I did all for the Nukie🎶
🎶 I did all for the Nukie🎶
I'm inventing the vape straw so you can hit while it sits in your pocket. The big challenge is making it so you're not firing the whole way up the tube and either getting nicotine poisoning or looking like you're a little bit on fire for the next couple of minutes.
December 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm inventing the vape straw so you can hit while it sits in your pocket. The big challenge is making it so you're not firing the whole way up the tube and either getting nicotine poisoning or looking like you're a little bit on fire for the next couple of minutes.
I read through an archive of Ron Paul's old, deranged newsletters years ago, and the phrase "it's the hip-hop thing to do" from the infamous carjacking one has been rattling around in my brain ever since.
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I read through an archive of Ron Paul's old, deranged newsletters years ago, and the phrase "it's the hip-hop thing to do" from the infamous carjacking one has been rattling around in my brain ever since.
If I were president I would honor this guy I knew who would stack water bottles by flipping them onto each other rather than professionals. They get paid, he injured his back and lost his job trying it with 10 gallon water jugs. Me, I blame whoever made the wall so flimsy.
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If I were president I would honor this guy I knew who would stack water bottles by flipping them onto each other rather than professionals. They get paid, he injured his back and lost his job trying it with 10 gallon water jugs. Me, I blame whoever made the wall so flimsy.
I've found a way to reduce the carbon footprint and agricultural impact of ranching by breeding cows that eat people.
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I've found a way to reduce the carbon footprint and agricultural impact of ranching by breeding cows that eat people.
I've invented alcohol that's good for you. I call it "juice."
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I've invented alcohol that's good for you. I call it "juice."
You can trust I'm not a bot. Because I would be more consistent about where I use commas vs periods, much more consistent.
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You can trust I'm not a bot. Because I would be more consistent about where I use commas vs periods, much more consistent.
ChatJeepT, it allows you to fulfill the anti-piracy PSA dream/nightmare of being able to steal a car through the internet.
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
ChatJeepT, it allows you to fulfill the anti-piracy PSA dream/nightmare of being able to steal a car through the internet.
I seem to have acquired my first insane person follower. Milestone unlocked,I guess.
The first 13,000ish word installment of Semiurge's alt-history horror bildungsroman about a troubled boy detective who's imaginary friends include Jesus and John Brown is out.
Responses from test readers included words like "Frightening" and "Ouch" (laudatory).
buttondown.com/Semiurge/arc...
Responses from test readers included words like "Frightening" and "Ouch" (laudatory).
buttondown.com/Semiurge/arc...
Madman Butterfly #1
Madman Butterfly: a Life in Holidays Out of the Mouth of Babes I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged...
buttondown.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I seem to have acquired my first insane person follower. Milestone unlocked,I guess.
If you kill your brother out of jealousy, that's Abelism.
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you kill your brother out of jealousy, that's Abelism.
Check out my Korn cover band Ethaknol
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Check out my Korn cover band Ethaknol
I can hear the people sing, but it's the lyrics to Low by Flo Rida and I don't know what to make of that.
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I can hear the people sing, but it's the lyrics to Low by Flo Rida and I don't know what to make of that.
My rabbit smooched my dog on the lips and started smelling its feet today. Ah, romance.
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My rabbit smooched my dog on the lips and started smelling its feet today. Ah, romance.
Opening a moldy old cardboard box labeled "Adult Entertainment" and inside is an extensive vintage button collection with a card of fun facts for each.
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Opening a moldy old cardboard box labeled "Adult Entertainment" and inside is an extensive vintage button collection with a card of fun facts for each.
You dig deep enough beneath the earth and you will discover that beneath all the dirt is one big potato.
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You dig deep enough beneath the earth and you will discover that beneath all the dirt is one big potato.
What if we made a computer that could tell you your hat looked like a bitch (???)
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What if we made a computer that could tell you your hat looked like a bitch (???)