I cried so hard on the flight back to the states that they upgraded me to business class in an attempt to cheer me up. It did not work. Shout out to Katie Beto, Susan Tomka, Justin Purvis, Chris Bognar, Tim Waller, and so many others. I wish we had all graduated from BAHS. #armybrat #berlinbabies

The Pettlekaus are the best neighbors that the Army ever paired us with. Angelika is an amazing cook (rota grütze and elegant dining table pictured). We were so busy enjoying the company that we sadly didn’t get a picture. #berlin #armybrat #neighborsandfriends

Me when I woke up this morning and realized Moontower was over! What a weekend! What a jam! What a dress! @ianimal69 Cobained his ass off! #moontowercomedy #goddamncomedyjam

My mom proves it every year...her kids are never gonna be too old for an Easter basket. #bestmomever #alwaysherbaby