Well yeah, when the day stays with death defying breakfast theres no more room for improvement
February 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Well yeah, when the day stays with death defying breakfast theres no more room for improvement
I didn't even know they made a show about me
February 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I didn't even know they made a show about me
Stays so strapped folks call her Peggy
February 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Stays so strapped folks call her Peggy
Hot take: Homecoming was better than it gets credit for
February 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hot take: Homecoming was better than it gets credit for
Stay cocked and loaded but make sure to get your concealed carry penis-permit
February 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Stay cocked and loaded but make sure to get your concealed carry penis-permit
Honestly if you invested in a convincted con-artists Crypto scheme you hey what you get, my pity well is empty
February 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Honestly if you invested in a convincted con-artists Crypto scheme you hey what you get, my pity well is empty
Being a national hero automatically makes one more attractive
February 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Being a national hero automatically makes one more attractive
Lol not for sale cause its already been fuckin sold to Putin and Musk
February 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Lol not for sale cause its already been fuckin sold to Putin and Musk
If Kidz Bop does "Not Like Us" Drake might suddenly be okay with it
February 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If Kidz Bop does "Not Like Us" Drake might suddenly be okay with it
BRB literally digging up the flayed lords i keep in my backyard right now because i have a problem with authority
February 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
BRB literally digging up the flayed lords i keep in my backyard right now because i have a problem with authority
My first psychiatrist gave me meds for anxiety that ended up making me violently ill and hospitalized me out of malice because he believed i was drug seeking.
My second psych gave me Xanax on visit 1 even though i never asked for it and then ran genetic testing to determine which meds would work
My second psych gave me Xanax on visit 1 even though i never asked for it and then ran genetic testing to determine which meds would work
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My first psychiatrist gave me meds for anxiety that ended up making me violently ill and hospitalized me out of malice because he believed i was drug seeking.
My second psych gave me Xanax on visit 1 even though i never asked for it and then ran genetic testing to determine which meds would work
My second psych gave me Xanax on visit 1 even though i never asked for it and then ran genetic testing to determine which meds would work
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Oh lawd, the agave is taking over
Qui
La?
Oh lawd, the agave is taking over
February 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Te
Qui
La?
Oh lawd, the agave is taking over
Qui
La?
Oh lawd, the agave is taking over
Please invade us. We need help, we cant do it alone because these rats control everything.
February 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Please invade us. We need help, we cant do it alone because these rats control everything.
Common misconception. Sabotage is actually a song by The Beastie Boys, not Boston.
February 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Common misconception. Sabotage is actually a song by The Beastie Boys, not Boston.
The very universe itself was fed up with the bots, so it burned their servers
February 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The very universe itself was fed up with the bots, so it burned their servers
What is a Weedle? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets
*Zubats fly around screen as boss music starts*
*Zubats fly around screen as boss music starts*
February 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
What is a Weedle? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets
*Zubats fly around screen as boss music starts*
*Zubats fly around screen as boss music starts*
But does the pouch have a flag?
February 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
But does the pouch have a flag?
Dude probably thinks theres a scrooge mcduck style swimming pool of gold in there
February 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Dude probably thinks theres a scrooge mcduck style swimming pool of gold in there
What if the multi-billion dollar companies... kissed? 🫶
February 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
What if the multi-billion dollar companies... kissed? 🫶
How about you root for our democracy instead of this tone deaf anti-Canada shit over a hockey game? A man just declared himself our King.
February 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How about you root for our democracy instead of this tone deaf anti-Canada shit over a hockey game? A man just declared himself our King.
Just close your blinds so your neighbor Totoro doesnt peep
February 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just close your blinds so your neighbor Totoro doesnt peep