May Elongated Muskrat trip and fall on babys first chainsaw and may all your syrup be maple 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Whaddup? Im here to talk mad shit

The best part about this Valentines day is that if you're an American, you can literally kiss your valentine on the smoldering ruins of capitalism

I'm tired of cautiously explaining my ADHD and have decided to just act all indignant about it instead.

What? I'm just supposed to "learn Blender"? In this economy? Fuck you.

Oh man do I Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 or do I Avowed? Why am I being cursed with choices between leisure activities?

Good morning to people who understand tariffs & Kendrick’s performance only.

"It's bad bitch o'clock" I say as I stroll casually in to my therapists office

You've heard of "no homo" but what about "Maximum Over-homo"?

Someone approached me to sell me some art, I asked them about it and they explained that for $20 they'd sell me 4 AI generated images tailored to my request.

This is the same energy as the time my buddy in college made me a "cocktail" by putting Kool-Aid powder in a $3 quart of Vodka

Yeah, a functioning government would be cool. I guess... but you know what's just as good? Chicken and naan for breakfast.

Day 4581: It's still ducking January, eggs supplies are dwindling, and I'm starting to lose hope

Things they want you to believe Generative AI is good for:

• Complex Algorithms

• Beautiful art

Things Generative AI actually does

• Piss off your professors by writing the worst essay they've ever seen

• Will Smith in Anime style with 7 fingers and Steve Buscemi eyes

A friendly reminder that if you've never drank a milkshake in the middle of winter your bloodline is weak 💗

So, how 'bout them #Eagles?

@philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social

Every #indiegame needs mechanic where I can harvest a little garden.

Survival horror? Little Garden

Action RPG? Little Garden?

First Person Shooter? You fuckin' guessed it buddy. Little Garden.

What's up, everyone? I've come to dissociate!