Rebecca
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Me to student: You need arrive on time to class. If you are late you need to get a pass from the office.
Student: *shrug* Whatever.
Student was late again and now has a detention from the office.
Student: THIS IS SO STUPID! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Student: *shrug* Whatever.
Student was late again and now has a detention from the office.
Student: THIS IS SO STUPID! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Me to student: You need arrive on time to class. If you are late you need to get a pass from the office.
Student: *shrug* Whatever.
Student was late again and now has a detention from the office.
Student: THIS IS SO STUPID! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Student: *shrug* Whatever.
Student was late again and now has a detention from the office.
Student: THIS IS SO STUPID! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Me: Students, it's been a long day. Please don't annoy me.
Annoying Student: Or what?
Me: I'll throw a chicken nugget at you.
Annoying Student: I'm so afraid...
Me: *flings 'emotional support chicken nugget' and hits student*
Student: O_O
*No students were harmed by the nugget.
Annoying Student: Or what?
Me: I'll throw a chicken nugget at you.
Annoying Student: I'm so afraid...
Me: *flings 'emotional support chicken nugget' and hits student*
Student: O_O
*No students were harmed by the nugget.
June 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Me: Students, it's been a long day. Please don't annoy me.
Annoying Student: Or what?
Me: I'll throw a chicken nugget at you.
Annoying Student: I'm so afraid...
Me: *flings 'emotional support chicken nugget' and hits student*
Student: O_O
*No students were harmed by the nugget.
Annoying Student: Or what?
Me: I'll throw a chicken nugget at you.
Annoying Student: I'm so afraid...
Me: *flings 'emotional support chicken nugget' and hits student*
Student: O_O
*No students were harmed by the nugget.
My Caesar passed today with the help of a vet. He was a very tired long boi.
April 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My Caesar passed today with the help of a vet. He was a very tired long boi.
Me: The reading comprehension is 37 questions. So you have today and next class to work on it.
Student: Why do you hate us?
Me: It gives me joy in my life.
Student: Why do you hate us?
Me: It gives me joy in my life.
April 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me: The reading comprehension is 37 questions. So you have today and next class to work on it.
Student: Why do you hate us?
Me: It gives me joy in my life.
Student: Why do you hate us?
Me: It gives me joy in my life.
I just posted my last paper in my second to last master's class. I'm tired but this is going to be fun ^_^
February 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I just posted my last paper in my second to last master's class. I'm tired but this is going to be fun ^_^
Reposted by Rebecca
Wife: "Where are the kids??"
Husband: "Out back." 🤣
Husband: "Out back." 🤣
February 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wife: "Where are the kids??"
Husband: "Out back." 🤣
Husband: "Out back." 🤣
Oh I do love it when a snow day is called the night before.
February 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oh I do love it when a snow day is called the night before.
Me:*takes Wishbone outside*
Wishbone:*runs around like a fool*
5 minutes later
Wishbone:*crying and trying to hold all four paws up due to the cold*
Me:*carries her furry son under her arm like a football*
Wishbone:*runs around like a fool*
5 minutes later
Wishbone:*crying and trying to hold all four paws up due to the cold*
Me:*carries her furry son under her arm like a football*
February 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me:*takes Wishbone outside*
Wishbone:*runs around like a fool*
5 minutes later
Wishbone:*crying and trying to hold all four paws up due to the cold*
Me:*carries her furry son under her arm like a football*
Wishbone:*runs around like a fool*
5 minutes later
Wishbone:*crying and trying to hold all four paws up due to the cold*
Me:*carries her furry son under her arm like a football*
We have no school tomorrow but it has already snowed in my bedroom.
February 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We have no school tomorrow but it has already snowed in my bedroom.
Shhh! We must not tell Wishbone I posted this picture of him snuggling with Foxy.
January 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Shhh! We must not tell Wishbone I posted this picture of him snuggling with Foxy.
My classroom is cold enough for me to want to bring my tortilla blanket to work.
Then I could be a burrrito.
Then I could be a burrrito.
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My classroom is cold enough for me to want to bring my tortilla blanket to work.
Then I could be a burrrito.
Then I could be a burrrito.
Me: *tucks herself into bed*
Pumpkin: *snuggles up for his nightly cuddle*
Pumpkin: *power sneezes into his human’s face*
Me: Do you need a tissue?
Pumpkin: *rubs his face all over mine*
Me: No, really I can get you a tissue.
Pumpkin: *snuggles up for his nightly cuddle*
Pumpkin: *power sneezes into his human’s face*
Me: Do you need a tissue?
Pumpkin: *rubs his face all over mine*
Me: No, really I can get you a tissue.
January 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Me: *tucks herself into bed*
Pumpkin: *snuggles up for his nightly cuddle*
Pumpkin: *power sneezes into his human’s face*
Me: Do you need a tissue?
Pumpkin: *rubs his face all over mine*
Me: No, really I can get you a tissue.
Pumpkin: *snuggles up for his nightly cuddle*
Pumpkin: *power sneezes into his human’s face*
Me: Do you need a tissue?
Pumpkin: *rubs his face all over mine*
Me: No, really I can get you a tissue.
He had killer jokes!
January 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
He had killer jokes!
Monday the 13th is a thousand times worse than Friday the 13th.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
January 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Monday the 13th is a thousand times worse than Friday the 13th.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
Jimmy Carter has passed away at 100. I can only hope to be half the person he was.
December 29, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Jimmy Carter has passed away at 100. I can only hope to be half the person he was.
Me: *walks to the bathroom and stops before yelling* Caesar! I have to go potty!
Caesar: *upstairs where he had been napping sprints downstairs and flies into the bathroom screaming at me*
Me: I’m sorry but it’s cold outside.
He seems to think I always need an escort to go potty.
Caesar: *upstairs where he had been napping sprints downstairs and flies into the bathroom screaming at me*
Me: I’m sorry but it’s cold outside.
He seems to think I always need an escort to go potty.
December 16, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Me: *walks to the bathroom and stops before yelling* Caesar! I have to go potty!
Caesar: *upstairs where he had been napping sprints downstairs and flies into the bathroom screaming at me*
Me: I’m sorry but it’s cold outside.
He seems to think I always need an escort to go potty.
Caesar: *upstairs where he had been napping sprints downstairs and flies into the bathroom screaming at me*
Me: I’m sorry but it’s cold outside.
He seems to think I always need an escort to go potty.
Three cats are making biscuits on me at the same time.
I will be ridiculously soft and squishy.
I will be ridiculously soft and squishy.
November 27, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Three cats are making biscuits on me at the same time.
I will be ridiculously soft and squishy.
I will be ridiculously soft and squishy.
We lost our sweet Doug. His liver and kidneys were failing him but his heart did not.
November 21, 2024 at 11:42 PM
We lost our sweet Doug. His liver and kidneys were failing him but his heart did not.
Some pawsitive thoughts for Doug. He’s feeling ill but still looks dashing in his coat.
November 21, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Some pawsitive thoughts for Doug. He’s feeling ill but still looks dashing in his coat.
There is a Godzilla Advent Calendar.
November 19, 2024 at 7:02 PM
There is a Godzilla Advent Calendar.
The Boys and their matching coats.
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 PM
The Boys and their matching coats.
Hello,
I hope everyone has a nice day.
I hope everyone has a nice day.
November 12, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Hello,
I hope everyone has a nice day.
I hope everyone has a nice day.