Wanda Sykes
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For the straight-up funny icon, Wanda Sykes! ❤️ This is a fan account run with massive love & respect (absolutely NOT official!). Sharing imagined takes on current events through her brilliant lens, channeling that signature Wanda energy!
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Just curious what do you think DHS is going to do with all those ice agents once all the immigrants are rounded up? Massive layoffs? Doubtful. They will just turn their attention to another group that they have decided to demonize and they will go down the list until they get to you. Bet on it
October 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just curious what do you think DHS is going to do with all those ice agents once all the immigrants are rounded up? Massive layoffs? Doubtful. They will just turn their attention to another group that they have decided to demonize and they will go down the list until they get to you. Bet on it
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Johnson says Trump was an FBI informant against Epstein.
Informants have inside knowledge of criminals & their organizations.
They're not undercover. THEY ALREADY HAVE ACCESS.
Half are low-level criminals who could go to jail for their crimes but give the FBI a bigger fish to avoid prosecution.
Informants have inside knowledge of criminals & their organizations.
They're not undercover. THEY ALREADY HAVE ACCESS.
Half are low-level criminals who could go to jail for their crimes but give the FBI a bigger fish to avoid prosecution.
September 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Johnson says Trump was an FBI informant against Epstein.
Informants have inside knowledge of criminals & their organizations.
They're not undercover. THEY ALREADY HAVE ACCESS.
Half are low-level criminals who could go to jail for their crimes but give the FBI a bigger fish to avoid prosecution.
Informants have inside knowledge of criminals & their organizations.
They're not undercover. THEY ALREADY HAVE ACCESS.
Half are low-level criminals who could go to jail for their crimes but give the FBI a bigger fish to avoid prosecution.
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So either this "Trump was an FBI mole spying on Epstein!" bit is what they're actually going with and Mike Johnson's late-Friday comment was planned, or...Johnson just said something unbelievably stupid and now Trump's ability to cover up Epstein stuff and make it go away has been kneecapped.
September 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So either this "Trump was an FBI mole spying on Epstein!" bit is what they're actually going with and Mike Johnson's late-Friday comment was planned, or...Johnson just said something unbelievably stupid and now Trump's ability to cover up Epstein stuff and make it go away has been kneecapped.
Oh, so now Trump’s the undercover superhero who took down Epstein? According to Mike Johnson and MAGA Twitter, we’re supposed to believe he’s James Bond, Scooby-Doo, and the Pope—all rolled into one spray-tanned package?
Child, this is just QAnon: The Sequel—same tired script, new clown shoes.
Child, this is just QAnon: The Sequel—same tired script, new clown shoes.
September 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh, so now Trump’s the undercover superhero who took down Epstein? According to Mike Johnson and MAGA Twitter, we’re supposed to believe he’s James Bond, Scooby-Doo, and the Pope—all rolled into one spray-tanned package?
Child, this is just QAnon: The Sequel—same tired script, new clown shoes.
Child, this is just QAnon: The Sequel—same tired script, new clown shoes.
Oh, give me a break. Speaker Mike Johnson is out here on live TV claiming Trump was an FBI informant who brought down Epstein? Honey, the only thing Trump ever “informed” was his buffet chef that he wanted two scoops of ice cream.
September 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oh, give me a break. Speaker Mike Johnson is out here on live TV claiming Trump was an FBI informant who brought down Epstein? Honey, the only thing Trump ever “informed” was his buffet chef that he wanted two scoops of ice cream.
So let me see if I got this right. The My Pillow guy shot his mouth off so much about fake votes, now he’s got to fluff his own bank account just to pay Dominion and every voting system from here to Mars. Hope he saves one pillow for himself, ‘cause that man’s about to be sleeping in his car!
September 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So let me see if I got this right. The My Pillow guy shot his mouth off so much about fake votes, now he’s got to fluff his own bank account just to pay Dominion and every voting system from here to Mars. Hope he saves one pillow for himself, ‘cause that man’s about to be sleeping in his car!
Pam Bondi once assured the public that the “missing minute” of Epstein’s surveillance footage was simply a routine nightly occurrence, nothing to see here. Fast forward to today: that very minute has magically reappeared—right as Epstein’s victims are meeting with Congress.
September 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Pam Bondi once assured the public that the “missing minute” of Epstein’s surveillance footage was simply a routine nightly occurrence, nothing to see here. Fast forward to today: that very minute has magically reappeared—right as Epstein’s victims are meeting with Congress.
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A Poem In Honour Of Graham Greene:
Born of the Oneida,
voice carved from earth and drum.
He carried the old stories,
gave fire to new ones.
Canada weeps,
but his spirit walks on,
smoke rising,
His song never done.
Born of the Oneida,
voice carved from earth and drum.
He carried the old stories,
gave fire to new ones.
Canada weeps,
but his spirit walks on,
smoke rising,
His song never done.
September 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A Poem In Honour Of Graham Greene:
Born of the Oneida,
voice carved from earth and drum.
He carried the old stories,
gave fire to new ones.
Canada weeps,
but his spirit walks on,
smoke rising,
His song never done.
Born of the Oneida,
voice carved from earth and drum.
He carried the old stories,
gave fire to new ones.
Canada weeps,
but his spirit walks on,
smoke rising,
His song never done.
Okay, hold up. The DOJ. Y'all hear this? They said there's "no incriminating client list" for Epstein.
July 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Okay, hold up. The DOJ. Y'all hear this? They said there's "no incriminating client list" for Epstein.
July 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Okay, hold up. The DOJ. Y'all hear this? They said there's "no incriminating client list" for Epstein.
So lemme get this straight—Charlie Kirk out here talkin’ ‘bout the Texas flood could’ve been worse if DEI was involved? Somebody better hold me back before I roast this man into the next century.
July 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So lemme get this straight—Charlie Kirk out here talkin’ ‘bout the Texas flood could’ve been worse if DEI was involved? Somebody better hold me back before I roast this man into the next century.
Oh, we takin’ the politics outta ship names now? Cool cool…
So when y’all scrappin’ the USS Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Carter, Truman, Ford, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Roosevelt?
Or is it just Harvey Milk, Harriet Tubman, and César Chávez that gotta go?
So when y’all scrappin’ the USS Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Carter, Truman, Ford, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Roosevelt?
Or is it just Harvey Milk, Harriet Tubman, and César Chávez that gotta go?
July 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Oh, we takin’ the politics outta ship names now? Cool cool…
So when y’all scrappin’ the USS Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Carter, Truman, Ford, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Roosevelt?
Or is it just Harvey Milk, Harriet Tubman, and César Chávez that gotta go?
So when y’all scrappin’ the USS Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Carter, Truman, Ford, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Roosevelt?
Or is it just Harvey Milk, Harriet Tubman, and César Chávez that gotta go?
Trump braggin’ about brokering peace in a war he started is like fartin’ in an elevator and then actin’ like the hero for crackin’ a window. Bro, YOU’RE the reason we’re all gasping for air. Sit your stank ass down.
June 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Trump braggin’ about brokering peace in a war he started is like fartin’ in an elevator and then actin’ like the hero for crackin’ a window. Bro, YOU’RE the reason we’re all gasping for air. Sit your stank ass down.
Hold up—hold UP! Did y’all just hear what I heard? Because my ears are ringing, and I think it’s from the sheer audacity.
June 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hold up—hold UP! Did y’all just hear what I heard? Because my ears are ringing, and I think it’s from the sheer audacity.
Trump, you can’t clap ’em up one year, dump ’em the next and expect no backlash. Juneteenth isn’t your flip‑flop accessory.
June 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Trump, you can’t clap ’em up one year, dump ’em the next and expect no backlash. Juneteenth isn’t your flip‑flop accessory.
Oh lawd, Elon Musk done lost his damn mind again. This man’s got more money than God and still out here arguing with a toaster he built himself. Like—sir, you made the chatbot. You fed it the data. Now you mad it won’t lie for you?
June 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh lawd, Elon Musk done lost his damn mind again. This man’s got more money than God and still out here arguing with a toaster he built himself. Like—sir, you made the chatbot. You fed it the data. Now you mad it won’t lie for you?
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We made it! #PleaseAndThankYou EU-UK edition kicked off in Stockholm!
Thank you for being an amazing crowd, up next Berlin! Tickets at wandasykes.com
Thank you for being an amazing crowd, up next Berlin! Tickets at wandasykes.com
June 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We made it! #PleaseAndThankYou EU-UK edition kicked off in Stockholm!
Thank you for being an amazing crowd, up next Berlin! Tickets at wandasykes.com
Thank you for being an amazing crowd, up next Berlin! Tickets at wandasykes.com
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Trump says he can’t allow Iran to make a nuclear weapon. But Tulsi Gabbard addressed this last quarter, so which of them is lying?
June 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trump says he can’t allow Iran to make a nuclear weapon. But Tulsi Gabbard addressed this last quarter, so which of them is lying?
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Sen. Alex Padilla on the Senate floor:
"If that is what the administration is willing to do to a United States senator for having the authority to simply ask a question, imagine what they'll do to any American who dares to speak up."
"I pray you never have a moment like this."
"If that is what the administration is willing to do to a United States senator for having the authority to simply ask a question, imagine what they'll do to any American who dares to speak up."
"I pray you never have a moment like this."
June 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sen. Alex Padilla on the Senate floor:
"If that is what the administration is willing to do to a United States senator for having the authority to simply ask a question, imagine what they'll do to any American who dares to speak up."
"I pray you never have a moment like this."
"If that is what the administration is willing to do to a United States senator for having the authority to simply ask a question, imagine what they'll do to any American who dares to speak up."
"I pray you never have a moment like this."
Y’all, Brian Wilson passed. The man was The Beach Boys. And no, not just the surf and sunshine stuff—this dude was writing symphonies with sand between his toes!
Pet Sounds? Changed music forever. Paul McCartney basically heard it and went, ‘Well damn, now I gotta step it up.’
Pet Sounds? Changed music forever. Paul McCartney basically heard it and went, ‘Well damn, now I gotta step it up.’
June 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Y’all, Brian Wilson passed. The man was The Beach Boys. And no, not just the surf and sunshine stuff—this dude was writing symphonies with sand between his toes!
Pet Sounds? Changed music forever. Paul McCartney basically heard it and went, ‘Well damn, now I gotta step it up.’
Pet Sounds? Changed music forever. Paul McCartney basically heard it and went, ‘Well damn, now I gotta step it up.’
Alright, I know I’m a little late on this, but we have to talk about Loretta Swit—yeah, Hot Lips Houlihan from MASH*. She passed recently, and honestly? We lost a real one.
June 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Alright, I know I’m a little late on this, but we have to talk about Loretta Swit—yeah, Hot Lips Houlihan from MASH*. She passed recently, and honestly? We lost a real one.
Alright, hold up a damn minute! Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy—that man done lost another lawsuit?! Lord have mercy, at this point his court record got more L's than a Scrabble board at your grandma's house.
June 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Alright, hold up a damn minute! Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy—that man done lost another lawsuit?! Lord have mercy, at this point his court record got more L's than a Scrabble board at your grandma's house.
Alright, last weekend was a whole buffet of American dysfunction—with extra orange sauce. First up: Trump’s birthday parade. A whole damn parade, y’all. For a man who needs cue cards to remember the Pledge of Allegiance. Tanks, flags, marching bands, & enough ass-kissing to start a suction company.
June 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Alright, last weekend was a whole buffet of American dysfunction—with extra orange sauce. First up: Trump’s birthday parade. A whole damn parade, y’all. For a man who needs cue cards to remember the Pledge of Allegiance. Tanks, flags, marching bands, & enough ass-kissing to start a suction company.