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Steve Christey Coley
@realsushidude.bsky.social
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CWE, CVE, comedeh, susheh, etc. #vulnLife Not SushiDude on here as far as I recall.
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you (plural) can do it!

</vibes>
pic of a vibraphone
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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/me subskeeting a zillion vuln researchers (and many CNAs) out there about CWE mapping.
Clippy meme. Clippy asks: are you writing a vuln report about "command injection" (CWE-77)? Would you like me to say "OS command injection" (CWE-78) instead?
October 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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communication is HARD example #4153
chat line: "I haven't communicated that point yet since I haven't been able to de-snarkify it"
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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this person, but somebody you agree with who's making a good point without alt text so you can't reskeet #altText #a11y #heartBreaking
"the worst guy you know" meme image
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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today the wheel rudely landed on 269 thanks to a mapping comment
Weakness wheel of pain. Wheel such as roulette or a carnival game, with a swirling hypnotizing center. Segments are labeled with different CWEs: CWE-20, CWE-284, CWE-269, CWE-1003, CWE-200, CWE-77, CWE-400, CWE-119
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social

wtf jerry et tu? u U2 too? boo
popup image advertising "Saved Posts" with a post from Jerry
September 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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s/at cloud/at the cloud/

I just wanna know [tidbit of info related to costs] why is that so hard?

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"Old Man Yells at Cloud" newspaper article from the Simpsons
September 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I SHALL NOT BE NERD SNIPED

... atm
search result of a hacker news article about "Wikipedia's list of lists of lists" dated Feb 2, 2012
August 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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thanks for the info on Chill Out music, Google AI!
AI Overview says: Some well-known tracks include "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin, "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd, and "Teardrop" by Massive Attack. Other popular choices include "California Dreamin'" by The Mamas & The Papas, and "At Last" by Etta James.
August 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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first screen from the original Pac Man
July 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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some code - I don't know whose - isn't gonna make it to Wednesday
two buttons meme. Button 1: birds. Button 2: efficiency. Sweating hero: Two birds, one stone.
June 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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The chatbot that automatically popped up on my home loan website is, shall we say, not so receptive to chat. Also: I guess my mortgage is gonna get canceled? #CancelCulture
chatbot exchange. Me: "This is unethical. Don't chatbots take up a lot of natural resources and energy? I don't want to interact with you. That is my preference." Chatbot response: "You may be eligible to remove your escrow account. Just upload a request to out Secure Message Center. Please include the following in the letter you send us: Name(s); Loan number; Property address; ..."
June 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I feel it's important to note that when writing alt text, one might not always accurately consider the perspective of the intended audience #altText #FleetwoodMac
chat transcription between me and P. Question from P: "what am I looking at?" Me (typos fixed): "it's a photoshop of the original album cover for Fleetwood Mac's _Rumours_ album, where the tall Mick Fleetwood holds hands of the slight ballerina Stevie Nicks. But the picture has been altered to change Mick's face to that of Big Bird." P: "Oh, I was slightly unnerved by the dangly balls. Is that on the original album?"
June 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Gimme a "To" if you got your funky bus fare

To...
To...
Ro!

(deep cut for certain 80s kids)

(hi CM wherever you are)
Totoro on board the Cheshire Cat bus, at a bus stop, as the two girl characters look on.
May 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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wtf with that last bullet
"oof" meme. Dial set to "Large" oof size
May 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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@tc.superteece.com per request. Ignore the option in the lower left to minimize spousal snickering.
google search results for "random number genetator" showing the number 720 of a maximum 1000. On the lower left, an alternate option gives a minimum of 1 and a maximum of 69.
May 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Chandler from Friends, as Rachel walks away: "I knew it!"
May 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Yogi tea message on a Yeti mug is lecturing me rn and tbh thanks for the reminder
tea bag tag against a yellow mug with a faded background. Message printed on the tag: "Let your energy be used to build, not destroy."
May 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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@alyssam-infosec.com TIL there is 100% Wisconsin-grown American ginseng in my domicile. #AssortedSlices #ScanMe
picture of a bag of Ginseng (assorted slices), by Baumann, with the Wisconsin / USA label, and an American flag in the upper left corner. 100% Wisconsin grown, 100% American Ginseng.
April 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Statement.
in terminal font: To those in the know: I've been quiet because sometimes it's strategically important to be silent in service of broader goals, especially amidst a maelstrom of opinions. Thank you to everybody who reached out to me and my colleagues with their support. They reaffirmed how PEOPLE - not bits and bytes - are the most essential component of any broad scale solution to our most vexing problems.
April 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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ngl pretty disappointed that ChatGPT didn't choose the best Huey
cartoon character Baby Huey
April 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Nathan filion meme - about to object but then reconsiders
April 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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/me in my late 50s looking at the decline in my 401(k) despite going more conservative a couple months ago and knowing that even mentioning any of this will get ageist replies
Joey from friends, surprised, realizing... (minor spoilers) what happened in London
April 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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layers upon layers of TLA and FLA acronym subskeets #AAAB
Cartman as police: "Respect mah qualiteh expectations"
March 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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"Yess" meme from Napoleon Dynamite
March 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM