I’ll never see these three hip-checking each other in the outfield again, but damn, this video is a treasure. Baseball is inherently romantic—how could it not be? This pure, ridiculous joy, this perfect moment at Citi Field after a great win—it won’t come again. But I’ll hold onto it forever.

I swear I’m handling this well. Absolutely no reason to be concerned. The Jose Iglesias highlight reel I put together with “And I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues” playing over it is just a totally normal, well-adjusted tribute. Nothing more.

Jose Iglesias To The Padres.

Exclusive footage of me, RealSportExpert waking up in a classified research facility after a court-mandated experiment to determine why I am, undeniably, THE real sport expert.

The scientists are baffled. The results are inconclusive. I remain unstoppable.

@Knicks

I am completely fine and not grieving at all. The fact that I made a Harrison Bader highlight video set to James Blunt’s heartbreakingly beautiful classic “Goodbye My Lover” in no way suggests that I am deeply, deeply devastated over losing Harrison Bader.