Real Sport Expert
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NY sports survivor 🎮 Baldur’s Gate tactician 🗽 Chaos enthusiast. Life’s a game—I’m here to level up and laugh through it.
Wu-Tang 👐🏽
Wu-Tang 👐🏽
Cade Meeting Playoff OG
April 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Cade Meeting Playoff OG
RealSportExpert here with a reality check: The Phillies have been around since 1883, the World Series since 1903, and the Mets for just 63 years. Yet somehow, the Mets and Phillies have the same number of rings. That’s not history—that’s humiliation.
March 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
RealSportExpert here with a reality check: The Phillies have been around since 1883, the World Series since 1903, and the Mets for just 63 years. Yet somehow, the Mets and Phillies have the same number of rings. That’s not history—that’s humiliation.
Standing on business like it’s the bottom of the ninth
March 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Standing on business like it’s the bottom of the ninth
Batum. Harden.
March 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Batum. Harden.
I’ll never see these three hip-checking each other in the outfield again, but damn, this video is a treasure. Baseball is inherently romantic—how could it not be? This pure, ridiculous joy, this perfect moment at Citi Field after a great win—it won’t come again. But I’ll hold onto it forever.
March 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ll never see these three hip-checking each other in the outfield again, but damn, this video is a treasure. Baseball is inherently romantic—how could it not be? This pure, ridiculous joy, this perfect moment at Citi Field after a great win—it won’t come again. But I’ll hold onto it forever.
I want an ESPN 30 for 30 on this group of teams titled Generational Ass.
March 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I want an ESPN 30 for 30 on this group of teams titled Generational Ass.
I swear I’m handling this well. Absolutely no reason to be concerned. The Jose Iglesias highlight reel I put together with “And I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues” playing over it is just a totally normal, well-adjusted tribute. Nothing more.
March 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I swear I’m handling this well. Absolutely no reason to be concerned. The Jose Iglesias highlight reel I put together with “And I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues” playing over it is just a totally normal, well-adjusted tribute. Nothing more.
The baseball gods giveth, and the baseball gods taketh away. Safe travels, Jose Iglesias, sweet prince.
March 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The baseball gods giveth, and the baseball gods taketh away. Safe travels, Jose Iglesias, sweet prince.
Jose Iglesias To The Padres.
March 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Jose Iglesias To The Padres.
Proof That I, RealSportExpert, Was Never In Doubt About The Knicks Winning Tonight.
March 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Proof That I, RealSportExpert, Was Never In Doubt About The Knicks Winning Tonight.
I GOT TICKETS TO WU-TANG’S FINAL TOUR!!! My soul has ascended, my hype levels are off the charts, and my gratitude is infinite. WU TANG FOREVER!!!
February 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I GOT TICKETS TO WU-TANG’S FINAL TOUR!!! My soul has ascended, my hype levels are off the charts, and my gratitude is infinite. WU TANG FOREVER!!!
🚨🚨NO SPOILERS: THE MOLE🚨🚨
Just Watched A Man Go From Kobe To Grant Williams.
Just Watched A Man Go From Kobe To Grant Williams.
February 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
🚨🚨NO SPOILERS: THE MOLE🚨🚨
Just Watched A Man Go From Kobe To Grant Williams.
Just Watched A Man Go From Kobe To Grant Williams.
No shot we’re losing to the Bulls for the third time this season tomorrow… right?
February 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
No shot we’re losing to the Bulls for the third time this season tomorrow… right?
Exclusive footage of me, RealSportExpert waking up in a classified research facility after a court-mandated experiment to determine why I am, undeniably, THE real sport expert.
The scientists are baffled. The results are inconclusive. I remain unstoppable.
The scientists are baffled. The results are inconclusive. I remain unstoppable.
February 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Exclusive footage of me, RealSportExpert waking up in a classified research facility after a court-mandated experiment to determine why I am, undeniably, THE real sport expert.
The scientists are baffled. The results are inconclusive. I remain unstoppable.
The scientists are baffled. The results are inconclusive. I remain unstoppable.
My Reasonings:
Jalen Brunson almost never has a bad game—back-to-back off nights are even rarer.
He’s coming off a rest day, and we’re back at the Garden tonight.
Jalen Brunson almost never has a bad game—back-to-back off nights are even rarer.
He’s coming off a rest day, and we’re back at the Garden tonight.
February 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My Reasonings:
Jalen Brunson almost never has a bad game—back-to-back off nights are even rarer.
He’s coming off a rest day, and we’re back at the Garden tonight.
Jalen Brunson almost never has a bad game—back-to-back off nights are even rarer.
He’s coming off a rest day, and we’re back at the Garden tonight.
Knicks on the court tonight
February 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Knicks on the court tonight
Lindor always brings the style—my papi showed up to spring training looking fresh and casual 🔥
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Lindor always brings the style—my papi showed up to spring training looking fresh and casual 🔥
I am completely fine and not grieving at all. The fact that I made a Harrison Bader highlight video set to James Blunt’s heartbreakingly beautiful classic “Goodbye My Lover” in no way suggests that I am deeply, deeply devastated over losing Harrison Bader.
February 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I am completely fine and not grieving at all. The fact that I made a Harrison Bader highlight video set to James Blunt’s heartbreakingly beautiful classic “Goodbye My Lover” in no way suggests that I am deeply, deeply devastated over losing Harrison Bader.
Good morning, Sports Familia. In the last 48 hours, I’ve endured heartbreak (Harrison Bader), felt the joy of a love returning (Pete Alonso), and ridden a rollercoaster of emotions intense enough to knock out the average person. But count your blessings—I am no average person. I am RealSportExpert.
February 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Good morning, Sports Familia. In the last 48 hours, I’ve endured heartbreak (Harrison Bader), felt the joy of a love returning (Pete Alonso), and ridden a rollercoaster of emotions intense enough to knock out the average person. But count your blessings—I am no average person. I am RealSportExpert.
Philly Obtained Quentin Grimes.
February 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Philly Obtained Quentin Grimes.