Slamburglar Rob Chase
@realslamburglar.bsky.social
🦝(Alleged) Professional (Alleged) Wrestler
👑 Also Prince Akkanatan
📍NJ
👑 Also Prince Akkanatan
📍NJ
My opponent really was 2 kids in a trench coat. No one believes me.
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My opponent really was 2 kids in a trench coat. No one believes me.
Come to the 2nd (and maybe last) wrestling event I'm running - I promise you nothing but fun! TONIGHT!
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Come to the 2nd (and maybe last) wrestling event I'm running - I promise you nothing but fun! TONIGHT!
This Saturday! We party! These matches and more. Tickets available here www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
September 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This Saturday! We party! These matches and more. Tickets available here www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
Leaking more match graphics for 9/27 SATURDAY FIGHT LIVE! Wallington NJ
September 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Leaking more match graphics for 9/27 SATURDAY FIGHT LIVE! Wallington NJ
Bluesky will get two match announcements today for 9/27 in Wallington NJ
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Bluesky will get two match announcements today for 9/27 in Wallington NJ
SATURDAY FIGHT LIVE!
WALLINGTON NJ
SAT SEP 27
WALLINGTON NJ
SAT SEP 27
September 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
SATURDAY FIGHT LIVE!
WALLINGTON NJ
SAT SEP 27
WALLINGTON NJ
SAT SEP 27
Post Raisin Random Picshure, or wake me up when Septdumber Ends.
August 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Post Raisin Random Picshure, or wake me up when Septdumber Ends.
Strictly based on vibes. But the Gillette Labs guys probably not only says it, but uses a Hard R as well.
August 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Strictly based on vibes. But the Gillette Labs guys probably not only says it, but uses a Hard R as well.
I'm not good at shaving.
June 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm not good at shaving.
"Henny Omega can't hurt you"
Mainly because the people who know both Henny Youngman and Kenny Omega is a very small Venn diagram.
Mainly because the people who know both Henny Youngman and Kenny Omega is a very small Venn diagram.
June 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"Henny Omega can't hurt you"
Mainly because the people who know both Henny Youngman and Kenny Omega is a very small Venn diagram.
Mainly because the people who know both Henny Youngman and Kenny Omega is a very small Venn diagram.
This means I am once again a wrestler with a day job
June 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This means I am once again a wrestler with a day job
So excited to hear they might bring back The Critic
April 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So excited to hear they might bring back The Critic
I feel a little guilty going shill mode on here ( #shillsky ?) But Friday Night (tomorrow!) Is important to me. My first (only?) event promoted by me, all my friends, my 1000th match, my 40th birthday, all in the building down the street from where I grew up
Tickets www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
Tickets www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
March 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I feel a little guilty going shill mode on here ( #shillsky ?) But Friday Night (tomorrow!) Is important to me. My first (only?) event promoted by me, all my friends, my 1000th match, my 40th birthday, all in the building down the street from where I grew up
Tickets www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
Tickets www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
Stray Cat in the event center...man was this a blast to film. Hype for Friday!
March 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Stray Cat in the event center...man was this a blast to film. Hype for Friday!
BTW what a stacked card for this Friday in Wallington
March 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
BTW what a stacked card for this Friday in Wallington
Here is it! Number 1000! This Friday, be there!
March 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Here is it! Number 1000! This Friday, be there!
A List Alverson in the event center for Friday Smack Nightdown! Fri 3/28 Wallington NJ.
I just hope we draw more fans in the stands than we have workers in the battle royal.
(It's a pretty big battle royal and a relatively small building, so this may become a physics problem if we're lucky)
I just hope we draw more fans in the stands than we have workers in the battle royal.
(It's a pretty big battle royal and a relatively small building, so this may become a physics problem if we're lucky)
March 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
A List Alverson in the event center for Friday Smack Nightdown! Fri 3/28 Wallington NJ.
I just hope we draw more fans in the stands than we have workers in the battle royal.
(It's a pretty big battle royal and a relatively small building, so this may become a physics problem if we're lucky)
I just hope we draw more fans in the stands than we have workers in the battle royal.
(It's a pretty big battle royal and a relatively small building, so this may become a physics problem if we're lucky)
Ever go see a wrestling event and think "man this is a great night, but I sure wish I could eat the best sandwich I've ever had in my life while I'm watching this"
Friday Smack Nightdown! Has your answer on 3/28
Friday Smack Nightdown! Has your answer on 3/28
March 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ever go see a wrestling event and think "man this is a great night, but I sure wish I could eat the best sandwich I've ever had in my life while I'm watching this"
Friday Smack Nightdown! Has your answer on 3/28
Friday Smack Nightdown! Has your answer on 3/28
Another leak that Bluesky gets to see daaaaays before Instagram!
March 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Another leak that Bluesky gets to see daaaaays before Instagram!
If you need a clown at a wrestling event, I know both these guys!
March 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If you need a clown at a wrestling event, I know both these guys!
I feel like I don't post enough.
February 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I feel like I don't post enough.
Blueksy gets to see it first. Running an event in Wallington, NJ March 28th FRIDAY SMACK NIGHTDOWN!
Featuring my 1000th match and other assorted bangers!
Featuring my 1000th match and other assorted bangers!
February 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Blueksy gets to see it first. Running an event in Wallington, NJ March 28th FRIDAY SMACK NIGHTDOWN!
Featuring my 1000th match and other assorted bangers!
Featuring my 1000th match and other assorted bangers!
I am the legally distinct "EggsDoubayewAyyh Champion"
*I mean XWA exists in a timeline where they haven't even discovered Instagram yet, I doubt anyone will ever see it on BlueSky.
*I mean XWA exists in a timeline where they haven't even discovered Instagram yet, I doubt anyone will ever see it on BlueSky.
February 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I am the legally distinct "EggsDoubayewAyyh Champion"
*I mean XWA exists in a timeline where they haven't even discovered Instagram yet, I doubt anyone will ever see it on BlueSky.
*I mean XWA exists in a timeline where they haven't even discovered Instagram yet, I doubt anyone will ever see it on BlueSky.
This Saturday! Woodbury, NJ
February 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This Saturday! Woodbury, NJ
I now have FOUR characters in my gear bag 🤡 🦝🤴🎭
January 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I now have FOUR characters in my gear bag 🤡 🦝🤴🎭